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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #16
Hell-o & whalecum to the 16th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!

- HOLY SHIT! Nintendo is having an auction for a live action adaptation of Pokemon. Legendary Entertainment, Warner Bros. and Sony are at corporate Jewish war for film rights. If Legendary wins the rights, they're gonna greatly extend their profits. Pacific Rim, Godzilla, King Kong, and now Pokemon? Great balls of fire! I hope the movie doesn't suck though.

- Speaking of live action anime movies, Ghost in the Shell is getting a live action film as well. Personally, I've only seen a little bit of it on Toonami when I was younger, but again, let's hope it doesn't suck donkey cock!

- Movies, movies, and more fuckin' movies! Lionsgate has revealed the new Power Rangers logo for the new movie.

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It looks cool, but at the same time looks generic and fan made. I guess it works.

- HOLY FUCK! Yahoo is up for sale! Apparently, Yahoo isn't making their investors happy or some shit. Like I care, it's for sale! If we all have enough money, we as Forkheads could buy it and we'll be a BIGGER, LONGER, AND BADDER website! The first 300 people who sign up will receive a free Slutty McSlut plushie! Also, Verizon, AT&T and Comcast are apparently potential bidders, but we'll fuck them too!

- Wrestling company TNA has made plans to move their Headquarters to a new building and it looks like this:

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Let's all point and laugh!

- Finally, in the past week, we've lost Blackjack Mulligan and Balls Mahoney. FUCK YOU 2016! THIS IS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE! WE HAVE NO JOBS, NO CASH, NO HOPE, AND NOW WE HAVE NO BALLS!!!! WE BETTER STILL HAVE BACON OR WE'RE FUCKED!!! RIP Blackjack and Balls.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna bid on Yahoo for a dollar!

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Yahoo groups will be missed. It was unmined territory.

Slutty McSlut plushie, huh? ... Interesting...!

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YomToxic wrote:
Yahoo groups will be missed. It was unmined territory.

Slutty McSlut plushie, huh? ... Interesting...!



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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #16
yahoo news has been getting all gestapo lately, like they only let you comment on shitty articles, but if it's obviously a slanted article in favor of democrats then "no comments option, ACCEPT OUR OPINION OR FUCK OFF"

I hope whoever replaces them is better than that.

Power rangers; I was looking forwards to it until they revealed the black ranger wasn't black and the yellow ranger might be a dude. THIS IS A FUCKING REMAKE WHAT GIVES THEM THAT RIGHT TO ASSUALT THE ORIGINAL PRECEPTS?!!

Pokemon; finally. I too hope it doesn't suck. I hope it isn't the Mario Bros. the movie style pokemon. I mean luigi without a mustache?

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