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madassgamer
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HOLY SHIT NEWS! #19
Hell-o & whalecum to the 19th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!
- HAPPY MAMA'S DAY!!! It's that special time of year again to let a certain woman who gave birth to you that you're her best accident, even if she didn't want ya! So yeah, do something with her, because she may die due to Ebola or some shit, I dunno.
- UPDATE ON PRINCE: After doing some tests on Prince's body, it was revealed that he had Percocet (a painkiller) in his system. Prince had been taking the said painkiller since 2006 for ankle and hip pain. He soon got hip replacement in 2010. Weather or not it killed him is still unknown.
- Nvidia has unveiled their new GTX 1000 series graphics cards. The cards in question are the GTX 1080 and the 1070. They are more energy efficient and also perform faster than the GTX Titan X. HOLY FUCK! Nvidia is going to FUCK AMD in the ass!!! However, they may have something up their sleeves as well. (wait's for AMD vs. Nvidia war in reply's) The 1080 will cost $599 from Nvida partners and $699 for the Founders edition and will be available later this month. As for the 1070, it will cost $379 from Nvida partners and $449 for the founders edition and will be released in June.
- The new trailer for Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is getting a shit ton of dislikes, while the new Battlefield 1 trailer is getting a shit ton of praise. What? Are people now realizing that CoD is the pretty much the same game milked to death every year? I've noticed that shit fuckin' 5 years ago. Anyway, due to this, everyone started tweeting "#RIPCoD". As for Activision's reaction to this? They don't seem to be worried. For me though, I'm sticking with Doom! >:D
- Happy 90th Birthday to my nigga David Attenborough!
- Finally, North Korea will "only use nuclear weapons if sovereignty threatened." According to speach, NK Leader Eric Cartman has stated that the weapons "elevated our respect to the world and enemies." Julia Mason, a State Department spokeswoman, said the U.S. called on North Korea to "suspend all activities related to its nuclear and ballistic missile programs and to abandon them in a complete, verifiable and irreversible manner." To which Mr. Cartman may respond with "You're breaking my balls here." Still, the U.N is worried that North Korea will make us "respect their atthoritah" or something, but I'd say North Korea would be FUCKED if they started a war.
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna make a Forkheads FPS to fuck Battlefield and CoD in the ass!
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #19
If its the 18th edition, how can it be #19?
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madassgamer
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #19
God 0f Fuck. wrote: If its the 18th edition, how can it be #19? It ain't no mo!
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #19
Ugh, pray for me guys, I got the 1080 this morning...
Also, I didn't realize people still played CoD.
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #19
I've read the news, now I must take stupid amounts of painkillers and sleeping pills and try to not be awake for a while.
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Odin Anarki
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #19
This newspaper doesn't have any news on it! they shouldn't call it a newspaper, they should just call it, paper!
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #19
CoD certainly is a 'piece'.
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