Hell-o & whalecum to the 20th, HOLY SHIT! 20th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!!! WE DID IT NIGGAZ!!! WE REACHED 20!!! :D :D :D

- Cock sucking cancer strikes again! This time Comic Book writer and artist Darwyn Cooke passes away at 53. 53?! Goddayum!!! The Eisner-winning creator is known for his work on "DC: The New Frontier" and for his adaptations of Richard Stark's "Parker" novels. May he Rest In Peace.

- Hyundai unveils wearable Robotic Exoskeleton. HOLY FUCK!!! We can soon be Iron Man! They say it will be used for the Military and to help with physical therapy. Like I give a shit, I'll take a hundred!

- Choo Choo! All aboard the hype train, bitches! Nintendo is planning on releasing a film in the next 2 - 3 years, reports say. CEO Tatsumi Kimishima told Asahi Shimbun that the company is set to release "anime-type content where Nintendo should produce as much by itself as possible." Will they be God-tier or will they be dog shit on the side of the road? WHO KNOWS?!

- HOLY SHIT!!! Shell spilled over 90,000 gallons of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Not even 10 years after BP's incident. Shell has stated that the oil is not expected to reach shore, but it looks like they are FUCKED!!!

- Emma Morano, born on Nov. 29, 1899 in Italy, is believed to be the only surviving person in the world born in the 1800s. HOLY CRAP-A-RONI!!! How you may ask? Well, her doctor has stated that she has the same diet as Rocky Balboa by eating a raw egg on a daily basis. Hardcore!

- Julius La Rosa, best known for his song "Eh, Cumpari" as well as him getting fired live on air by Arthur Godfrey died in his sleep at 86. May he R.I.P.

- Finally, seeing as how this edition of HSN is kinda, well, shit, I'm gonna add in a game review. Tonight's game is Doom 2016. IT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME!!! FUCKIN' SHOOTIN' UP THEM DEMONS N SHIT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! FUCK YOU DEMONS! SUCK MY DI- ACTUALLY, NO! THIS DICK BELONGS TO SMS *wink* SO YOU CAN SUCK A HOBO'S ASS YOU DEMONIC FUCKS!!! 666/5 GO PLAY IT!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna bang the love of my life non-stop til I drop.

lol, only person born in the 1800s my ass.

according to the FBI I've been under investigation for 30 years now and was b0rn in the 1820s, they allege I faked my death in the 1920s then went missing for 65 years off the record.

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Oh great.... another video game movie... grrrreeeaaattttttttttttttttttttttttt.....................................

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Next time spice it up with HOLY SHIT NUDES but to be honest I get all my news here now. You're the best news source on the internet: unbiased, no fluff… wait, no fluff? ;—; WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL?!

Well, it was either you or me fluffy. I believe the right choice was made.

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My feeling~ ;—;

i want a mech...

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