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Hell-o & whalecum to the 21st edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Former Medadeth drummer, Nick Menza died of heart failure while performing with his band, OHM, in Los Angeles at age 51. FUCK YOU, 2016, FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

-Not only that, but ANOTHER Beastie Boys member, John Berry passed away on May, 19th as a result of Frontotemporal dementia. He was a founding member of the band, as well as coming up with the Beastie Boys name. May they both, Rest In Peace.

-Speaking of May, 19th. I Love the 90's was a concert they had up in Alabama with artists such as Salt-N-Pepa, Vanilla Ice, Coolio, and many more. Let's take it a step further and dance around in moon shoes, have the Power Rangers doing some random Kung Fu shit, Gameboys & Game Gears up in the place, WWF vs WCW vs ECW war going on during the concert, play some old 90's cartoons, finally ending it off with Nickelodeon slime. Now THAT'S the ultimate 90's wet dream.

-Continuing on with our May, 19th shit, the movie "See no Evil" starring WWE Superstar Kane celebrates it's 10 year anniversary. The movie was meh, but it did do good enough for a direct-to-DVD sequel. Remember that piece of shit storyline where Kane had to fight his past self that went nowhere? I Do! Let's never mention it again.

-On the topic of WWE, the Extreme Rules PPV will be airing tonight from 7 (counting the pre-show) to 11. Main event being Roman Reigns vs. A.J. Styles. The other matches seem to be forgettable, except for Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho in a first ever Asylum match, the New Day vs the Vaudevillians for the Tag Team titles, and the Usos vs. The Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows). Let's how it stacks up to the other PPV's.

-Finally, you like to fuck? You know a person you would like to fuck? You two want to get fit, but want to fuck instead? Now your dilemma about either fuckin' or exercising are gone, thanks to a new fitness program by PornHub called "Bangfit"! Gentlemen, we have made it! Now we can play games and fuck at the same time! Yes, this program is game based. Think of it as Dance Dance Revolution: Sex Edition. Here it is:
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This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna find a way to sync BangFit with a VR headset so I can imagine me fucking Slutty McSlut Image :nosebld

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