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fluffy
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 It's a story. You'll have to read. So I'm chillin' and girl asks, she says “hey did you roll that blunt like I asked you to?” and dude says “nah, I got high.”  So I say, real talk, I says “tell me you did not just say I was gonna roll a blunt but then I got high.” 
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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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joshex
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. now I'm jerkin off and I know why.
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mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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Natsuki
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. Where's the story?
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joshex
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. That was the story.
it was also a chained joke. from IRL mind you.
this proves the old saying that God is a comedian.
if you're not laughing you need to lighten up a bit.
get it? lighten up?
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mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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arch_enemy
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. the platypus i think is a better example of god being a comedian
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I WANT TO WATCH THE FUCKING WORLD BURN!!!!!!!!!!
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joshex
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. arch_enemy wrote: the platypus i think is a better example of god being a comedian I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to teach to you not only the ultimate pun but also the most related pun to the topic now at hand. the biggest and most related pun to God being a comedian comes straight out of his word the holy bible. God created all things, they are merely lent to us, he owns everything, God is all things, because all things were made from him, Jesus is God. with this knowledge it is absolutely correct to say that: Jesus rode into Nazareth on his ass.
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mepsipax
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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| Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:57 pm |
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arch_enemy
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. joshex wrote: Jesus rode into Nazareth on his ass. ok that was a good one
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I WANT TO WATCH THE FUCKING WORLD BURN!!!!!!!!!!
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| Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:17 pm |
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fluffy
Level 20
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. Ｍｙ ｐｅｎｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｌｏｒｄ ｔｈｙ ｃｏｃｋ ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ ｓｈａｌｌ ｓｕｃｋ ｎｏ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｃｏｃｋｓ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｉｔ． Ｉｎ ｆａｃｔ， ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｂｅ ｌｕｃｋｙ ｔｏ ｈａｖｅ ｔｈｅ ａｂｉｌｉｔｙ ｔｏ ｓｕｃｋ ａｎｙ ｃｏｃｋｓ ａｆｔｅｒ ｉｔ！ °дº
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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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fluffy
Level 20
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. Natsuki wrote: Where's the story?
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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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KingGMY
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. I left for a century and space happens. What the hell.
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I'm back.... as a zombie lol
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tuypo1
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Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. Dude weed lamo
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I gm the game of dungeons and dragons 3.5 over on the text based rpg section of the forum feel free to join in we are always looking for new players
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