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Hell-o & Whalecum 2 the 24th edition of HSN!

- To tie in with the new movie, Godzilla: Resurgence will have a 432 page book released showing concept art, storyboards, etc. It will cost around $92. HOLY SHIT that sounds like a lot of money, but it's a big ass book. Plus, you get to see concept art like this. Image Damn, that's some creepy shit!

- A recent shooting happened at a gay nightclub (Seriously) in Orlando, Fl. The shooter, Omar Mateen shot the club up with a deadly combo of an assault-style rifle, a handgun, and possibly an explosive device. He was killed after exchanging fire with the Police, Mateen was 29. According to officials, Mateen called 911 during the attack to pledge his allegiance to ISIS. HOLY FUCK! That's some creepy shit! Obama has recently spoke about the shooting, calling it "an act of terror and an act of hate." Mateen's father was shocked about the shooting, but did say that his son had anti-gay views. Seeing as another shooting has happened, let me guess what happens next. Something, something gun laws. If any of that shit happens, HOLY SHIT NEWS will keep you updated.

- Speaking of Politics, Presidential candidate, Col. Bernie Sanders has lost to Shillary. Which sucks, because now he can't make Fried Chicken great again! Now we're at the "South Park Dilemma" as I like to call it, because now we only have a choice between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. Either way, we're FUCKED!!!

- Finally, seeing as how this edition of HSN is short (like the last few), I'm gonna give a movie review. Tonight's movie is X-Men: Apocalypse... Still better than Dawn of Justice. 4/5 go see it!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna petition for better News to report on!

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So, what was Omar Mateen doing in a gay bar in the first place? :errg

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The only reason I heard of the shooting because of the bullshit that happened on reddit.

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There's a lot of news to report on, just dig deep and uncover the truth! °дº

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #24
YomToxic wrote:
So, what was Omar Mateen doing in a gay bar in the first place? :errg


taking his semi automatic out for a night of forbidden love? :errg

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