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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #25
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 25th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!!!

- HOLY FUCK!!! Today is Baby Daddy Day!!! Tell the man that shot you outta his dick that you're thankful for him n shit. Do it! Don't be a shit, unless he touched you, that's fucked up!

- Tonight is the WWE Money in the Bank PPV! Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins is the main event w/ A.J. Styles vs. John Cena as a singles match, the tag-team match w/ The New Day, the VaudeVillians, Enzo & Cass, and the Club, and the MITB match with Cesaro, Chris Jericho, Dean (Titty Master) Ambrose, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, & Alberto Del Rio. Tonight's PPV sounds like it's gonna be good.

- Justin Bieber falls off the stage while performing... HA HA!!!

- Actor Anton Yelchin has passed away at 27 from a car accident. HOLY FUCK!!! He was best known in the new Star Trek movie. May he R.I.P

- Finally, Apple has stated that the iPhone 7 will have a headphone jack (Thank God) as well as dual SIM support. Thank God that they decided to leave the headphone jack alone, but how the Hell is the dual SIM support gonna work?! Maybe it can run two different services like AT&T and Verizon, because on some the service is great, but for others it's FUCKED!!!

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Many phones support dual sim cards outside America, I have one from Iraq, no idea why it has two or how that works, though.

Another member of the 27 club.

Now That's What I Call News.

“Titty Master.” Too bad I don't watch television.

I have never celebrated father's day. I had two of them, neither are worth celebrating. One's dead.

I read your new bottom to top, have for a while. It feels MOAR.

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Well, at least dean won...

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