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Hell-o & whalecum to the 27th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!

- Bose has introduced the BOSEbuild speaker. This is a DIY kit for kids to build a functional Bluetooth speaker to understand how they work. Also, IT'S A FUCKIN' BOSE!!! Bose speakers kick ass! Why didn't they have this when I was a kid?! Anyway, it will cost $149. So kids, don't be dumb fucks, get it! BOSE > ALL

- Today is the 45th Anniversary of the death of Jim Morrison. In case you're a dumbass, Morrison was the lead singer of the Doors. He died in 1971 in Paris from an accidental Heroin overdose. Let's all mourn his death by lighting his fire.

- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU, MICROSOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Microsoft will now give fullscreen reminders to people to upgrade to Windows 10. Here's the thing, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 YOU COCK SUCKERS!!! I HATE IT!!! IT'S GOT SPYWARE UP THE WAZOO, SOFTWARE INCOMPATIBILITY, AND I BOUGHT MY PC WITH WINDOWS 8.1!!! 8.1 NIGGA, 8 POINT FUCKING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!! FUCK WINDOWS 10, QUIT SPAMMING MY COMPUTER WITH IT YOU DUMB CUNTS!!!

- Cody Rhodes has announced that he will be in Season 5 of the CW series "Arrow". Stephen Amell and Cody Rhodes (Stardust) had a match at last years Summerslam PPV. Fans of Arrow were happy to see Amell in WWE, now WWE fans will be happy to see Rhodes in Arrow.

- Finally, tomorrow is a special day. A day in which we celebrate our freedom with fireworks n shit. A day where we can eat like slobs and blow shit up without a care in the world. Happy 'Murica day, bitches!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna sit back, chow down a cheese burger, blow shit up with some M-80's, and butt-fuck Slutty McSlut all at the same time :P #Livin'TheDream!

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I woulda cut off the PS2 at 12:49

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