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I have been depressingly productive. I'm 45% less ugly. I compiled Agathodaimon's story into a book-like PDF entity and even sent copies to three of you Forkheads. The final version will be made available at some later date but I wanted to give some a sneak peak. I like them more than you.
I'll be forcing myself to draw well this month. It's the least I can do. I need to do the cover art for my book and I also need to start feeling not super fucking awful. I feel like this is the one thing I've always been letting slip out of my grasp.
I've been getting my head shrunk. Extra shrinky-dink style. Lot's of progress. I feel a lot better mostly. I mean, I almost put a pile of empty microwaveable "dinner" trays into a trash bag today. Instead the box of trash bags sits next to me and the "food"-encrusted plastic trays on my mouse-pad are attracting roaches.
Pokémon Go won't run on my phone. It's not powerful enough. I can download it but it refuses to stay open, just returning me to my desktop. I'm not sure if it's working or crashing, but I'm disappointed.
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Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:39 pm
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Re: A week without internet.
Welcome home.
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 4:49 am
joshex
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Re: A week without internet.
being sick sux. I know I get awesome diarrhea sometimes and then I get the vomits. luckily God trained me how to repress vomiting.. just relax all muscles. if you do that your body can't push anything up. I was like "I don't want to vomit!!! I want to poop it out!0, God HALP!" and he was like "relax" and I was like "WTF mate? wont that just let it come? isn;t it the tensing of my stomach muscles in a downward fashion the only thing keeping this shit down?" and he was like "just relax", and I was like "oh.. wow.. it works."
IN A BIG UPDATE
I AM 129 lb!!
6ft 1inch
gf has threatened to leave me if I don't put on some weight, everyone says I'm scary looking cause I'm so skinny. I have close to a 0% body fat count (0.38%). I gots teh refined muscles though! (on a skinny frame) so if you see a twig with obliques (muscles to the side of a sixpack going round the torso) then it might be me! seriously I'm probably skinnier than some north koreans!
seriously, I should be dead.. many times over. IMMORTALITY IS A THRILL!
I need to eat more meat and more often, and need to keep away from the milk for a bit. that lactic acid removes fat weight too well. BUT I WANTED TO MAKE ICE CREAM! also the heat isn't helping things. I need to keep cool or I'll sweat myself out.
All in all head swelling sounds much worse. The Mumps ain't fun. and Space Mumps is even worse. get well soon bud.
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:47 am
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Re: A week without internet.
I woulda cut off the PS2 at 12:49
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