Hell-O & Whalecum to the 28th edition of HSN!
- Planet of the Apes: Live in Dallas! Army Reserve Afghan War veteran, Micah Xavier Johnson, pissed off at white cops and white people in general after what happened to Alton Sterling decides to go TF2 Sniper on every tighty whitie he sees. He killed 5 people (4 officers) and injured 4 others. He soon met his maker, as the Five-0 decided to use a robot with a bomb to blow his ass up. This year when it comes to people dying is FUCKED!!! I would talk more about Alton Sterling, but seeing as how the media wont shut the fuck up about it, I don't have much to say, aside from this.
Yo yo yo, my name bes b *insert black name here* n imma do *insert action here*. THIS IS THE POLICE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! O SHEIT, NIGGA! U PUNK ASS BETCHEZ AIN'T GON DO SHEIT! *tries to fight Police* I SAID PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!! NAW BEITCH, IMMA FUK U UP! *bang bang*. A day later: HE DINDU NUFFIN', BLACK LIVES MATTER, I WANNA BE ON MAURY!!! *Police come in* AWW SHEIT! *Havoc begins* Attack of the Planet of the Apes. Rated PG-13.
- Speaking of which, 29-year-old Amanda Fisher was shot at K & W Cafeteria in North Myrtle Beach. HOLY FUCK!!! They are searching for two black dudes that are "persons of interest* who have shot her. One of the seen running to a white car with another one driving, according to an eye witness. Coincidence? I think not! Planet of the Apes is REAL!!!
- Fatasses rejoice! Tomorrow is free Slurpee day at 7-11! Participating locations will be giving away small Slurpee's. I wonder if you can get multiple small Slurpee's that would equal into a large one for free?
- OH SHIT STICKS!!! Osama bin Laden's son, Hamza bin Laden reportedly calls attacks on the USA to avenge fathers death. It took Al-Qaeda's asses this long to fucking do it? If this is true, plus adding in ISIS, with a side order of the BLM and other SJW bullshit, this decade is FUCKED!!! #SaveUsTrump!!! BUILD DAT WALL, WHITE BOI!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!
- By Unanimous Decision, Brock Lesnar beat Mark Hunt at the UFC 200 PPV.
- Finally, I will be doing an early movie review on the new Ghostbusters movie. Fuck it! Ecto-Cooler all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
This is the madassgamer and I will be sniping every mother fucker who tries to bang my waifu and fucktoy, Slutty McSlut! (that is if Donald Trump makes anime real... A guy can dream, can't he?)
