Hell-O & Whalecum 2 the 31st edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!
-It's been 1 year since the death of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. That dude was a certified gangsta and I miss him. R.I.P :'(
-On May 7 in Williston, Fl. A fatal accident occurred which killed a man named Joshua Brown. Brown was driving his Tesla Model S in it's Autopilot mode when it hit a Semi-Truck, killing him. The NTSB has revealed that the car in question was going 74 in a 65 while in it's Autopilot mode. HOLY FUCK!!! Tesla has said that "Neither Autopilot nor the driver noticed the white side of the tractor trailer against a brightly lit sky, so the brakes were not applied." Tesla's cars are cool, but after these reports, they seem FUCKED!!! (For now, I guess)
-Dave Schwartz, a meteorologist on the Weather Channel has passed away yesterday after a 10 year battle with cancer. He worked with the Weather Channel for more than 22 years before his passing. I don't know who you are, but R.I.P mate.
-Finally, HOLY FUCK! Not even Hotels are safe from the deadly might of Australia! The Australian Olympic team had to say in the Olympic village, which had problems such as Blocked toilets and exposed wiring. What takes the shit cake, however is that someone caused a fire. They believe that someone "Threw a cigarette into a pile of rubbish". Not only did the fire happen, but they had their shit stolen (2 laptops and some shirts). Then, the fire alarm was deactivated. As they claim that the veteran shooter Warren Potent "slept through the fire and was not woken by knocks on his door or phone calls." Australia ain't got no chill!!! Perhaps this was the works of Australian Science Bitch?
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna somehow gain control of the animals in Australia to terrorize the world >:D