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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #38
Hell-o all and whalecum to the 38th edition of Forkheads's number #1 news source, HOLY SHIT NEWS!

- The battle of the media Jews has begun! Twenty First Century Fox is suing Netflix for poaching 2 of it's executives. The employees are Marcos Waltenberg, Fox's former Vice President of promotions, and Tara Flynn, who was part of creative. According to the suit, "Flynn was under contract at Fox through November 2019. Waltenberg’s Fox contract was set to expire at the end of 2016, though Fox had an option to extend it for an additional two years". HOLY FUCK!!! The ultimate Jew-off is about to go down, yo!

- History fuckin' repeats itself. 1 million Samsung Galaxy Note7's are being recalled (A government recall) for their "Michael Bay inspired" batteries. I reported on similar shit before, so I'll say it again. DON'T FUCK WITH LITHIUM ION'S!!!

- Well, shit! It's true. The Iphone 7 does NOT feature a headphone jack. WHAT THE FUCK, APPLE?! YOU COCKSUCKERS!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA PLAY MUSIC IN A CAR THAT REQUIRES AN AUX JACK?! HUH?! HOW ABOUT A PAIR OF NORMAL ASS HEADPHONES THAT I'VE HAD FOR FUCKIN' YEARS AND DON'T WANT TO GET NEW ONES?!!! THE NEW WIRELESS EARPHONES PROBABLY SUCK FLAMINGO COCK!!! I WANT TO USE MY FUCKIN' BOSE HEADPHONES YOU DUMB CUNTS!!!

- Finally, HOLY SHIT!!! I don't know if any of y'all have heard of the "EgyptAir flight MS804" or not, I haven't. However, French investigators found traces of TNT in that shit pile debris. The plane in question crashed into the Mediterranean sea while en route to Cairo from Paris on May 19, killing 66 passengers. Now that they found traces of fuckin' TNT in that shit, could it be ISIS? Or could it be some fuckin' dumbass kid making some weird shit for his fuckin' Middle School science project? Just like how many licks it takes to get through the center of a Tootsie Pop, we may never know the answer n shit!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna use a Samsung battery to blow up that asshole Owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial.

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good thing i have no interest in iphones

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but tim cock says the airpods fit just right in his ears and wont fall out. I mean I guess it helps that the R&D made the designs based on his ears shapes and all, but us costumers should just take his word on it. if they wanna be nice they could make a wireless headphone jack that works with it so that users can use any headphones they want with it.

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TNT I'm Dynamite TNT, gunna win the fight! TNT Watch em explooode!

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O Campeonato Sergipano de Futebol de 2006 foi a 88º edição do torneio e teve como campeão o Pirambu, que assim conquistou seu primeiro título estadual e garantiu vaga na Copa do Brasil 2007 e no Campeonato Brasileiro da Série C de 2006. O vice-campeão, Confiança, conquistou a segunda vaga do estado para a Série C de 2006. Os seis melhores colocados se classificaram para a Copa Governo do Estado de Sergipe de 2006.[1]

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