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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 38th edition of Forkhead's (only) #1 (un)Official News source.

- Tomorrow will be the 1st Presidential debate, as Trump and Clinton go at it. Personally, I think they're both fuckin' scary as Hell! My vote is going to me :errg and my Vice being the one and only. Image :monja :monja :monja Anyway, knowing how they both operate, this is not going to be a civil debate, but rather a roast fest. If it is going to be that way, I'd say Trump will win (roasting wise). Who's your vote? Because, I know mine!

#Madassgamer4Prez #SMS4Vice #FHInOffice Get this shit trending :D

- Professor Allan Lichtman believes Doanld Trump may win the election. If you're like me, you'll probably be thinking "How the Hell would he know if that Oompa Loompa is gonna win?" Well, it turns out he correctly predicted the last 8 elections from the past 30 years. HOLY FUCK!!! By using a true/false system called the "Keys to the White House", he predicts the results or some shit. According to Pro. Lichtman, "The Keys to the White House is a historically based prediction system. I derived the system by looking at every American presidential election from 1860 to 1980, and have since used the system to correctly predict the outcomes of all eight American presidential elections from 1984 to 2012."

"The keys are 13 true/false questions, where an answer of "true" always favors the reelection of the party holding the White House, in this case the Democrats. And the keys are phrased to reflect the basic theory that elections are primarily judgments on the performance of the party holding the White House. And if six or more of the 13 keys are false -- that is, they go against the party in power -- they lose. If fewer than six are false, the party in power gets four more years."

Will Donald Trump be President? Is Allan Lichtman's prediction correct? Find out next on the Mighty Morphin' Po- Oh, wait! Wrong show! :errg

- Tonight will mark RAW's 1st PPV of the "New Era" of WWE titled "Clash of Champions". This will be the 2nd PPV for September, the first being "Backlash" which yours truly attended. :) Tonights card will feature:

The battle of the Canadians! Chris Jericho vs. Sami Zayn
Rusev vs. Roman Reigns for the US Title
The New Day vs. The Bullet Club for the Tag Titles
Cesaro vs. Sheamus in their final match in the best of 7 series
Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Sasha Banks in a Triple Threat match for the Women's Title
Alicia Fox vs. Nia Jax
T,J. Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick for the Cruiserweight title
and Kevin Owens vs. Seth Rollins for the Universal title

HOLY SHIT!!! That's a shit ton of matches!!! Every Championship on the line, bitches!

Youtube has announce a new service called "Youtube Heroes". From what I've seen, Youtube gives you premium features (and probably pays you too) to join their Heroes program and allows you to flag multiple videos at once. Again, rewards for being a fuckin' snitch! WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THE GODDAMN SHIT? 50 CENT? Some people may say that Youtube is being "Progressive". Yeah, Progressively worse. This is what happens when you say yes to Social Justice. The way I see it, Youtube is FUCKED!!!

- Finally. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. I have word from YomToxic that CafePress is making us shut our store down. Yes, you read that shit right! The cocksuckers are shuttin' our store down! :evil :evil :evil THOSE FUCKIN' CORPORATE COCK SUCKIN' JEWS!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! But wait, there's more. Yom has also announced that we will have another store open! We're designing new and improved merch as we speak. IT'S GONNA BALLIN'!

This is the madassgamer and I gotta get the fuck outta South Carolina!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
lichtman is indeed correct. right now Hillary is only surviving off smoke and mirror media tactics and idiots who are too dumb to put things together logically. She lost the race about a month back and it just keeps looking worse because more evidence of corruption and a cover-up keeps coming in every few weeks.

she's done, finished, kaput, finito, out!, referee has called 3 red cards for foul play, K. O., GAME OVAR.

I honestly don't even think election rigging tactics can give her a win, not even the illegal mexicans and indians can save her, not even a lack of voting ID can save her like it did Obama. immigrants illegal or otherwise are just not behind her, and the niggaz just ain't that hot on the idea of the bitch.

it's come to a point that no matter what she says, it just sounds like a lie to anyone with half a brain, she is no longer believable.

that and she was part of policies which hurt everybody under obama and even black people are able to see that obama's shit has hurt them.

I honestly think a lot of democracts and liberals wont vote this time around. or those that do might vote for the crazy TV business icon. cause honestly being crazy is a lot better than being malicious.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
though they could fake the votes... it wouldn't be the first time someone's done that

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
arch_enemy wrote:
though they could fake the votes... it wouldn't be the first time someone's done that


there's too many leakers and inside agents this time around, they also fear the internet hacking the voting system and exposing a rigged system.

faking the votes is not going to be an option this time around, and hillary the the DNC already know that and have made a backup plan that if trump wins they will blame russian hackers and say that the election was digitally rigged in favor of trump (with no evidence except speculation) but they are prepared to use the media and legally malicious re-wordings to make it sound like their statements are fact and that trump needs to be investigated. they are already trying to pin a trump-russia cooperation scandal on him based on here-say presented as verified fact through opinion column articles. their plan is to manufacture evidence from their own here-say comments presented as fact in opinion columns through compliant media companies, then use these as evidence in court against trump as evidence of voter fraud or electron fraud.

"well it was said in this news article that documents proving a connection between trump and the russian government citing that they were working on and funding his campaign were uncovered from a server on which trump hosts his emails. don;t ask us how we got access tot hat, just that it exists."

judge: what do you have to say?

trump: can you provide these so-called documents to the court?

dems: certainly, here they are. (we made them and made an account on the same server with trumps name and address and acted like we were talkign with russian agents who were really our associates in texas on an encrypted and now destroyed mail server.)

judge: these documents are pretty damning

trump: These are not documents from my email account. my email account is ____@___

dems: this is a special hidden account he didn't want the public to know about. it's registered in his name and with his address.

etc. etc.

at least thats pretty much what they will try to pin on him. that's their plan.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
McSlut is a natural leader, though. She'd go great as the president.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
Would be a sight to see the state of the country after McSlut is elected.


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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
Slutty McSlut as president... now there's an idea for a game...

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
Natsuki wrote:
Slutty McSlut as president... now there's an idea for a game...


and this is how the next sex kitten games are written.

I say she should murder the president lock all the politicians up and anoint herself king holding the country ransom for the return of her lost 'dangly thingy McCellphone pendant'. oh and bring her teh sweet drugz.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
joshex wrote:
Natsuki wrote:
Slutty McSlut as president... now there's an idea for a game...


and this is how the next sex kitten games are written.

I say she should murder the president lock all the politicians up and anoint herself king holding the country ransom for the return of her lost 'dangly thingy McCellphone pendant'. oh and bring her teh sweet drugz.

ALL MY YESES ARE MADE OF CHEESE... and weed :jont :jont :jont :jont

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #39
arch_enemy wrote:
joshex wrote:
Natsuki wrote:
Slutty McSlut as president... now there's an idea for a game...


and this is how the next sex kitten games are written.

I say she should murder the president lock all the politicians up and anoint herself king holding the country ransom for the return of her lost 'dangly thingy McCellphone pendant'. oh and bring her teh sweet drugz.

ALL MY YESES ARE MADE OF CHEESE... and weed :jont :jont :jont :jont


the politicians are now locked up in a trans-shemale-gay brothel in the middle of DC. whatever that means.

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O Campeonato Sergipano de Futebol de 2006 foi a 88º edição do torneio e teve como campeão o Pirambu, que assim conquistou seu primeiro título estadual e garantiu vaga na Copa do Brasil 2007 e no Campeonato Brasileiro da Série C de 2006. O vice-campeão, Confiança, conquistou a segunda vaga do estado para a Série C de 2006. Os seis melhores colocados se classificaram para a Copa Governo do Estado de Sergipe de 2006.[1]

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