Hell-O & Whalecum to the 38th edition of Forkhead's (only) #1 (un)Official News source.
- Tomorrow will be the 1st Presidential debate, as Trump and Clinton go at it. Personally, I think they're both fuckin' scary as Hell! My vote is going to me
and my Vice being the one and only.
Anyway, knowing how they both operate, this is not going to be a civil debate, but rather a roast fest. If it is going to be that way, I'd say Trump will win (roasting wise). Who's your vote? Because, I know mine!
#Madassgamer4Prez #SMS4Vice #FHInOffice Get this shit trending :D
- Professor Allan Lichtman believes Doanld Trump may win the election. If you're like me, you'll probably be thinking "How the Hell would he know if that Oompa Loompa is gonna win?" Well, it turns out he correctly predicted the last 8 elections from the past 30 years. HOLY FUCK!!! By using a true/false system called the "Keys to the White House", he predicts the results or some shit. According to Pro. Lichtman, "The Keys to the White House is a historically based prediction system. I derived the system by looking at every American presidential election from 1860 to 1980, and have since used the system to correctly predict the outcomes of all eight American presidential elections from 1984 to 2012."
"The keys are 13 true/false questions, where an answer of "true" always favors the reelection of the party holding the White House, in this case the Democrats. And the keys are phrased to reflect the basic theory that elections are primarily judgments on the performance of the party holding the White House. And if six or more of the 13 keys are false -- that is, they go against the party in power -- they lose. If fewer than six are false, the party in power gets four more years."
Will Donald Trump be President? Is Allan Lichtman's prediction correct? Find out next on the Mighty Morphin' Po- Oh, wait! Wrong show!
- Tonight will mark RAW's 1st PPV of the "New Era" of WWE titled "Clash of Champions". This will be the 2nd PPV for September, the first being "Backlash" which yours truly attended.
Tonights card will feature:
The battle of the Canadians! Chris Jericho vs. Sami Zayn
Rusev vs. Roman Reigns for the US Title
The New Day vs. The Bullet Club for the Tag Titles
Cesaro vs. Sheamus in their final match in the best of 7 series
Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Sasha Banks in a Triple Threat match for the Women's Title
Alicia Fox vs. Nia Jax
T,J. Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick for the Cruiserweight title
and Kevin Owens vs. Seth Rollins for the Universal title
HOLY SHIT!!! That's a shit ton of matches!!! Every Championship on the line, bitches!
Youtube has announce a new service called "Youtube Heroes". From what I've seen, Youtube gives you premium features (and probably pays you too) to join their Heroes program and allows you to flag multiple videos at once. Again, rewards for being a fuckin' snitch! WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THE GODDAMN SHIT? 50 CENT? Some people may say that Youtube is being "Progressive". Yeah, Progressively worse. This is what happens when you say yes to Social Justice. The way I see it, Youtube is FUCKED!!!
- Finally. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. I have word from YomToxic that CafePress is making us shut our store down. Yes, you read that shit right! The cocksuckers are shuttin' our store down!
THOSE FUCKIN' CORPORATE COCK SUCKIN' JEWS!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! But wait, there's more. Yom has also announced that we will have another store open! We're designing new and improved merch as we speak. IT'S GONNA BALLIN'!
This is the madassgamer and I gotta get the fuck outta South Carolina!