Hell-O & Whalecum to the 40th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!!!
- Fall is finally here, bitches!!! Cooler weather, Halloween, raking up leaves n shit, IT'S ALL HERE!!!
The time where you can dress like Marilyn Manson and no one questioning you about it. Plus, there's gonna be something new coming this month. *wink*
- More news on Trump. Apparently, the New York Times somehow got their hands on Trump's Tax Returns from 1995. It shows a $900 Million loss for Trump. However, according to the NYT, the "$916 million loss in the '90s might have allowed Donald Trump to legally avoid paying any income taxes for almost two decades." HOLY FUCK!!! Legal too. I'll say it again, this election is FUCKED!!!
- Return of a hasbeen! Lindsay Lohan has made it back to the public eye, because he almost had her entire fuckin' finger chopped off! On October 1st, Lohan was on a boating trip where she tried to anchor the boat down herself, and the rest is history. She had surgery on the said finger and is now recovering.
What? Better than reporting on the fuckin' Kardashians.
- Finally, After the season 2 finale of "Fear the Walking Dead", the first trailer for "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" was shown. HOLY FUCKLE NICKLES!!! Disney is on a roll with these movies. Funny that a billion dollar company would pump out movie after movie shit or not, but wouldn't even raise the budget for Power Rangers when they owned it! "Thanks, Saban
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Anyway, I don't know shit about this new movie, but I hope it'll be badass! >:D
This is the madassgamer and I'm outta South Carolina!
