Hell-o & Whalecum 2 the 41st edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!!!
- Tonight is the WWE PPV titled No Mercy.
With:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose vs. John Cena vs. A.J Styles for the WWE World Championship
Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt
And The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler for the IC Championship just to name a few.
However, the IC match is the Main Event as Ziggler may leave WWE after this.
HOLY SHIT UPDATE: Apparently, the IC match is NOT the final match, despite them hyping it up to be. Wat?
- The TV Show "Keeping up with the Kardashians" will be on hold as Kim was held up and robbed in Paris. Let's all laugh!
- HOLY SHIT, MORE TRUMP CONTROVERSY!!! Trump was caught in a private conversation from 10 years ago talking about "grabbing a woman's pussy" or something. Personally, I just don't give a fuck anymore. This election is no longer political, it's now a comedy. If him or Clinton get in, WE'RE FUCKED!!!
- The Power Rangers trailer was finally revealed at the New York Comic Con and it looks badass. Not gonna spoil it, but check that shit out folks, IT'S GONNA BALLIN'!!!
- Finally, HOLY FUCK! Sexism runs wild at Yahoo as CEO, Marissa Mayer led a secret campaign to get rid of all male employees at Yahoo. FUCK ME! No wonder why it sucks now. Scott Ard who was a former employee at Yahoo said that in the new lawsuit against Yahoo that "Mayer encouraged and fostered the use of [an employee performance-rating system] to accommodate management's subjective biases and personal opinions, to the detriment of Yahoo's male employees." Well, we all know now that Yahoo is FUCKED!!! It's all about he Goog anyway!
This is the madassgamer and I'm tired of this fucking election!