Hell-O & Whalecum to the 42nd edition of Forkhead's favorite (and only) choice of news, HOLY SHIT NEWS!
- Rage Of The Nerds: People are pissed that they can't play on PSN, due to the releases of Call of Duty beta and the new PlayStation VR. As we speak, they are ranting on Twitter about it. I mean, remember PSN getting hacked? I'm not surprised it's not working. I love Playstation too (Get it
) but still. If you were gonna play some GTA Online, you're FUCKED!!!
- Speaking of GTA. RockStar games just released a teaser image of their logo in black and red. Many people believing it's going to be a new Red Dead Redemption. It better be, man. That shit was the shit :D
- There were a shit ton of reports saying that the "Great Barrier Reef" is dead, due to bleaching. Here's a better explanation. "Coral bleaching is what happens when environmental stress impacts on the “symbiotic” relationship between the rock-like living creatures that form the reefs and microscopic algae that give them their incredible colors. When stressful factors, particularly the warming up of ocean waters because of climate change, take effect, the corals expel the algae, leaving them to become transparent skeletons. Without the algae, the coral then simply starve."
So it's fucked, right? Well, Kim Cobb, a professor in Georgia Tech’s School of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences says that “It’s not too late for the Great Barrier Reef, and people who think that have a really profound misconception about what we know and don’t know about coral resilience.” So really, it's not dead. The clear coral is basically without the algae or some shit. I dunno.
- Remember the report on the Samsung Galaxy Note 7's battery blowing up? Well, now they're banned from entering airplanes. They cannot be turned on or charging on the said flights. HOLY FUCK!!! Now this could be a new plan or ISIS or something, yeah! Using the phones as bombs. Okay, probably not, but they'll find a way!
- Finally, according to the WikiLeaks e-mails, Hillary Clinton's campaign Chairman John Podesta has revealed Qatar’s previous desire to give her husband a $1 million “birthday” present. “[Qatar] would like to see WJC ‘for five minutes’ in NYC, to present $1 million check that Qatar promised for WJC’s birthday in 2011,” an employee at The Clinton Foundation said to numerous aides, including Doug Brand. “Qatar would welcome our suggestions for investments in Haiti — particularly on education and health. They have allocated most of their $20 million but are happy to consider projects we suggest. I’m collecting input from CF Haiti team.”
Qatar supposedly funded ISIS and Clinton is connected with them? HOLY SHIT!!! Is Clinton the real enemy? Is Trump the savior? Are they both fucked? Find out next time on Drago- Wait, wrong show!
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