Hell-o & whalecum to the 46th edition of HSN!
- YomToxic has came back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Donald Trump is now our Prez! Oh, the saltiness of the the SJW's tears taste soooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood! Now they're rioting because of this, HOLY FUCK!!! Also, KAnye West and other Celebs are apparently leaving the US. Trump isn't even in office yet and he's already making change.
- A 7.8 magnitude Earthquake hit New Zealand and killed 2 people. It also caused a small Tsunami and landslides. How it didn't kill more people is beyond me. With New Zealand, they seem to get fucked when it comes to disasters like this.
- Finally, have you fucked a sexy hoe and you find out she's got a pussy rash? Do you not have the money to get yourself checked out? Well, your problems are solved! Researches of Imperial College London and DNA Electronics have developed a USB device which can detect if you have HIV in 30 minutes. GOD DAYUM!!!! TECHNOLOGY IS THE SHIT NOW!!! It functions like this "You place a blood sample onto a spot on the USB stick. If the virus is detected, the acidity levels change, which the built-in mobile chip turns into an electrical signal. The USB stick receives this information and can transmit it to a computer, laptop or other device." FUCK YOU DOCTOR BILLS!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR ASSES ANYMORE... Even though I would need treatments... Well, shit. BUT I KNOW I HAS THE HIV'S, BIATCH!!!
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna watch Hillary go to Prison, but they captured the wrong person as the real Hillary escapes and the framed person mus escape a maximum security Prison in another dimension guarded by Angry Drunk Midget Leprechauns and Heavily armed loli's on 'rhoids!!! I just suggested a new Sex Kitten game didn't I?