Hell-o & Whalecum to the 50th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!
- HOLY SHIT!!! WE DID IT!!! We made it to 50 editions motha fuckas!!!
I would like to thank all of my fellow Forkheads for helping me keep this shit alive! With fan made HSN's, the release of HS!Z, and many, many responses to the past editions, HOLY SHIT NEWS will live on FH forever!
Also, seeing as how there is little to no news worthy shit this week, I will be dedicating this HSN to Forkheads news for the 50th edition.
- As mentioned above, HS!Z is in development. I myself am going to contribute to it, but I will not spoil what is to come. What I can say, however is that it will be the same HOLY SHIT quality material as HSN is.
- As we all know, the 2016 Secret Santa event is currently going on. I believe the list is already up, but if not, message Yom ASAP! Now is your chance for hot Loli Cat Girl Magic Good or whatever you're into.
- If you're a fan of Video Games and want to see the FH brand branch out, now's your chance to help. I currently have a poll for Title Belt names for WWE 2K17. If you have any good ideas, list them here:
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=17230#p238374- Well, looks like there is some news! Cairo’s largest Coptic cathedral was bombed, killing 25 and wounding 49 others, mostly Women and Children. It has been regarded as the deadliest attack on Egypt's Christian minority in years. HOLY FUCK!!! According to many News outlets "The attack comes as President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi fights battles on several fronts. His economic reforms have angered the poor, a bloody crackdown on the Muslim Brotherhood has seen thousands jailed, whilst an insurgency rages in Northern Sinai, led by the Egyptian branch of Islamic State." Jesus! Egypt is FUCKED!!! A Country's own people destroying shit, first BLM, then the Anti-Trump fucks, now this?! Granted, I don't live in Egypt, but shit! Terrorist attacks or Dumbass Protesters is the craze now!
- Finally, are we finally getting Super Robots?! the chemical element "Ununtrium" has been renamed “Nihonium”, due to a Japanese team creating it in a lab. The element is highly radioactive and has a Half-Life of less than a thousandth of a second, which doesn't happen naturally and has to be synthesized in a Lab. It was done by A team of scientists at the Riken institute led by Professor Kosuke Morita of Kyushu University by colliding colliding zinc ions (30 protons) with bismuth (83 protons), resulting in 113 protons in the element in question.
What makes this interesting is now we kinda have a real life version of "Japanium"! Japanium being an element from the 1972 manga series Mazinger Z. As both Japanium and Nihonium are named after Japan, and both give off some sort of energy. Japanium with "Photonic Energy" and Nihonium with Radiation as mentioned above. Sadly, the said element is too unstable to be used to make Super Alloy Z, which fuckin' sucks! Hopefully, we can still have Bio-engineered Mecha that you have to force your 14 year old kid to pilot.
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna tell the large News corporations to SUCK IT!!!
