Hell-O & Whalecum to the 54th edition of HSN!
- Apparently, Chris Brown and Soulja Boy are gonna have a legit Boxing match! Mike Tyson is training Brown, while Floyd Mayweather is Training Soulja Boy. I have no clue why the fuck they're fighting, but I bet the memes will be savage as all Hell! I'm not a fan of either rapper, but I hope Brown knocks that lil' bitch Soulja Boy up like he did to Rihanna! Also, Soulja Boy's most popular song "Crank That" will turn 10 this year, so let his ass whoppin' be an anniversary to the songs release!
- Microsoft is planning a new cloud based system in cars called the "Microsoft Connected Vehicle Platform", where you can run Cortana, Office, and Skype. Well, Skype sucks now, so it'll just fuck up! Cortana will become self-aware and will kill my ass! Not to mention, the other cars will become self-aware, kill us all, form Voltron, and will destroy the Earth!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Finally, SIGN MY PETITION!!!
https://www.change.org/p/gainax-co-ltd- ... man-reigns WE GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN, YO!!!
This is the madassgamer and the news for 2017 is boring!