Hell-o & Whalecum 2 the 57th edition of HSN!
- It begins! Legendary actor John Hurt has passed away on Friday, Jan. 27 at the age of 77 from a battle with Cancer. He was in Alien, the freaky ass rabbit movie Watership Down, and had a role as the War Doctor in Doctor Who. May he RIP.
- The Royal Rumble is on tonight and it's lit!
- The Doomsday Clock ticks closest to midnight since 1953... HOLY FUCK! With tension between the US and Russia, other nations improving on Nuclear Weapons, Scientist's are saying we're kinda fucked! I'll believe it when it happens.
- Finally, some shit 'bout the Samsung Galaxy S8 have been leaked... for the worse. Known leaker, " Evan Blass (aka evleaks)" has revealed that 1/4th of the S8's screen will be wasted on the Samsung logo, STUPID! Also, they botched the position of the fingerprint reader. It will be on the back of the Phone and right beside the Camera... Wut? If these rumors are true, what dumb mother fuckers are working at Samsung now? I DON'T WANT BLURRY ASS PICS, BECAUSE MY FINGER MISSED THE READER AND HIT THE GODDAMNED CAMERA YOU FUCKS!!!
This is the madassgamer and where's my Wall, Trump! WHERE IS IT!!! WE GOTTA KEEP THE TITANS OUT N SHIT!