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Hell-O & Whalecum 2 the 68th edition of HSN!

- Happy Easter! The Holiday where a giant mutated Rabbit shits out Colored eggs for all the kids to hunt down for Candy to get fat off of... Oh, and Jesus.

- North Korea has attempted to launch their own missiles and failed. Let's all point and laugh!

- Finally, Glenn Jacobs has announced he is running for Mayor of Knoxville. You maybe asking "Who the fuck is Glenn Jacobs". Well, in short... BAH GAWD, IT'S KANE!!! Yes, the Big Red Machine himself is running as a Republican candidate. Unlike a lot of people, he seems to know his shit. His main goal is to help make Small Businesses boom and keep the Government separate. He also owns his own Small Business as an Insurance Agent. I really look forward to seeing how he can do. Good luck, Kane!

This is the madassgamer and I think I may need some more News... And more writers! O_O'

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fun fact time... easter originally comes from a pagan fertility goddess which the catholics adapted (which is something the bible specifically says not to do) they claimed it was the day that jesus rose from the dead when it actually has absolutely nothing to do with jesus
christmas is pretty much the same case for that matter the catholics adapted all sorts of pagan festivals/rituals/gods/goddesses to try and get the pagans to come to mass in order to do all the corrupt shit the catholics have always done to people

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fun fact time... easter originally comes from a pagan fertility goddess which the catholics adapted (which is something the bible specifically says not to do) they claimed it was the day that jesus rose from the dead when it actually has absolutely nothing to do with jesus
christmas is pretty much the same case for that matter the catholics adapted all sorts of pagan festivals/rituals/gods/goddesses to try and get the pagans to come to mass in order to do all the corrupt shit the catholics have always done to people


But then we turned it into something that a catholic would tear their eyes out in ecstasy over.

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easter was actually still around the official tile but not on the same day, after all we currently have easter on a sunday every year, however thats impossible, every year it should change by a day, sunday this year monday next etc. this does mean that eventually easter falls on the exact same day.

this year easter was 1 day earlier than celebrated. so next year it should be on schedule.

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Bill O'Reilly is leaving the Fox News Channel, the network's parent company announced today. The star host has been dogged by misconduct claims – some sexual in nature – since an April 1 story in The New York Times detailed alleged settlements made between the host and five women who accused him of harassment and sexual misconduct.

ABC News has not been able to independently verify claims made in the Times story.

After the Times investigation, O’Reilly wrote on his website that "like other prominent and controversial people," he is "vulnerable to lawsuits from individuals who want me to pay them to avoid negative publicity.”

O'Reilly also wrote that the time that he was "a father who cares deeply for my children and who would do anything to avoid hurting them in any way" and therefore he had to "put to rest any controversies to spare my children.”

https://archive.fo/G1Des

Long story short, "Cash-hungry thugs team with bloodthirsty lawyers to chase people they don't like off the airwaves."

One pundit piped in "This is why you should never even look at 3dpd".
Another retorted that "They'd allege you did it with them anyway.", referring to the story about a woman claiming that President Trump groped her on a plane... when it was found that he wasn't even on the same flight she took.

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O Campeonato Sergipano de Futebol de 2006 foi a 88º edição do torneio e teve como campeão o Pirambu, que assim conquistou seu primeiro título estadual e garantiu vaga na Copa do Brasil 2007 e no Campeonato Brasileiro da Série C de 2006. O vice-campeão, Confiança, conquistou a segunda vaga do estado para a Série C de 2006. Os seis melhores colocados se classificaram para a Copa Governo do Estado de Sergipe de 2006.[1]

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