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Where the hell are we?! Hell?

My house burned down! Oh how could this have happened?!
That's a very good question.
Ahhh, there's where I put my cigar.
That just raises even MORE questions!

Someone's leaving out a bunch of food at night, and I for one am getting tired of cleaning out the owl traps!

If you need me, I'll be in the AAANNNNNNGER DOME!! :evil :evil :evil :evil

I was a fool to get so angry over the doll's height. 3 feet, 8 feet, it doesn't matter.
You should see the 16 foot model.
SIXTEEN FEET?! I KNEW I WAS FOOLISH TO THINK YOU HAD CHANGED!!!

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where the hells my thigh blaster BURN YOU DAMN THIGHS!

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The only things the old crew did better than us were suck and die!

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yeah well im gonna go build my own park with black jack and hookers...in fact forget the park just black jack and hookers

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Well I'm gonna build my own lunar lander...with blackjack...and hookers!! In fact, skip the lander and the black jack!........................ahhhh screw the whole thing.

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wait you and mom?...

played pelvick penuckle? im afraid so

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Enis is dead!
Pffft, it's alright guys, I worked it all out. Enis couldn't be my grandfather.
Well of course he isn't!!!
You already knew? Well then who's my grandfather?
Isn't it obvious?....................YOU ARE!!!

I love how the decent looking waitress goes from decent looking waitress to complete granny upon this revelation.

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Fry: is there a human doctor around?

Zoidberg: why young lady i am a medical profesional

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Zoidberg: (Speaking to his slinky, which he has painstakingly tried to recoil after Bender straightened it out) There my little friend, good as new! *tries to slink it down three stacks of books. It slinks once, then just rolls off to the side......and spontaneously bursts into flames*

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and while you under the knife you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies

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and while you under the knife you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape predators
fixed :P

That's the stupidest idea I ever heard! *winds up to hit zoidberg with a rolled up newspaper only to have his entire face splattered with ink*
WOOOOP-WOOP-WOOPWOOPWOOP!

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Dark Jester wrote:
Zoidberg: (Speaking to his slinky, which he has painstakingly tried to recoil after Bender straightened it out) There my little friend, good as new! *tries to slink it down three stacks of books. It slinks once, then just rolls off to the side......and spontaneously bursts into flames*


Heh, his slinky doesn't slink. Not that it wasn't obvious from the quote, but I just like saying the word slink. Slink, slink, slink :)

Branningan: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards... checkmate!

Amy: What if our fire goes out?
Hermes: Then we go to Pottery Barn and steal THEIR fire!
Professor: We can use my new invention; a pointy rock tied to the end of a stick
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Branningan: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards... checkmate!


10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7...
Just launch the damn thing...
::goes to push the launch button that looks strangely like a target...finger hits a bit to the right of the button:: Oops.

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Name and breed.
Dr Zoidberg...uhhhh...Wooping Terrier.

~Hail, hail, Robonia! A land I didn't make up!~

I do this not for you, not for Bender, but for the proud people of ROBONIA!!

THESE CANDIES ARE CHALKY AND UNPLEASANT!

THIS CONCEPT OF "WUV" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!

::scratches his ass:: Ohhhhh yeah...ya know, it's always the worst when you need to scratch but you know you can't...what, the monitor's still on? GAAAHHH!!!!

The one known as Smelly Hippy is right!

You can't eat things that feel pain!
::throws a brick at the hippy::
OW!
Alright, we won't eat you.

You can't OWWWWN property, man!
I can, because I'm not a penniless hippy!

(Just the whole running gag about owl infestations is hilarious.)

Get ready for the best extinct species you've ever tasted!
I don't know...I've had cow.

My god! He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined!
Gumbercules? I love that guy!

What's that? One of those "lead zepplins" I've heard about?

Where's the device that speeds and slows the passage of time?
Under the seat. ::pulls out a bong::
^One of my top 5 favorites. :jont

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all hail to the hypno toad

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