Hell-O & Whalecum to the 75th edition of HSN!
- WWE Raw PPV Elimination Chamber ended and Samoa Joe is now going to fight Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship. If you want to watch it, please get the WWE Network for $9.99, fuck the $49.99 price through your Cable provider
- A man in Oklahoma (Cash Freeman) shot his Neighbor (Leland Michael Foster) for drowning his twin babies. HOLY FUCK!!! Who the fuck would drown their kids?! Foster had a Criminal background in Arson and Domestic Abuse. Freeman shot Foster twice, but now fears about legal trouble. He did the right thing, imo. The twins are okay and were released from the Hospital. Bottom line, fuck that Good Burger reject lookin' ass mother fucker!
- Finally, alleged Foxconn insiders on Reddit have leaked info about the new Apple products. The iPhone 7S will have some updates done to it, but same shit still. The iPhone 8 will have wireless charging. Cool, but the Androids had that for how long now? Plus, will it have a headphone jack? Next up is the Siri Speaker which I'm assuming is like the Amazon Echo, so the NSA can hear my bitch ass and stalk me
Oh, and some shit about the new Mac's. Meh, to me they're overpriced and don't have that many games. At the same time, they don't pull shit like Windows does.
This is the madassgamer and I'm finally writing longer shit and about ACUTAL NEWS!!!