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Post Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not)
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So there are some foods that can make you poop shit like you got gang fisted. These foods may primarily concern fast food.

My number one culprit is the burger. Why? It's because of the buns, whose suppose to have fiber to help you digest shit like the green veggies. Unfortunately, that is not the case. On the minus, the meat size versus the veggie slices are definitely more so prepare for the fisting like no other. No ma burgers for me! Well, maybe the small ones count.

Maybe it deals with dryness; soda, when you drink your fast food with soda (and even fries), you get that sugary thing. Soda's great taste though. Not that I want to bitch around soda, but it's a suspicion.

I think it depends on the matter of staleness that makes the poop into a fisting sensation.
Beans are great source of fiber despite its yield for protein or vitamin B, that means possibly good for poop. I don't know if I should put this down, but milk (and maybe cereal) can lead to quicker poop so be careful if you got a time schedule that constricts your pooping freedom.

I was leaning towards hard/soft tacos and burritos. Maybe even salad. They okay, but it's like the ultimate diet that requires a check onto your physical activities. Maybe, I should just buy another number and that be that.

I was also going to find some delicious, but expensive sandwiches. These sandwiches are usually meaty, but that's the benefit of less hunger. I wonder if beans have a similar effect. Anyways, I would mix these meals with brought greens to cover my ass. Same goes the rest of the other meals.

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Post Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not)
Sport drinks suck too. They are supposed to hydrate, but they leak out of my ass like burning sulfur. Too spicy. Doesn't feel good! I can't sit lest the cheeks can blazing each other like fucking hell! Washing is no good if you don't have immediate access, remember to put up with lotion. Lubricate it good! It helps, but natural healing is the ultimate remedy. No, no cold can really do much except for numbing the pain. I remember that vitamin B drinks are also like sport drinks, but as the much worse version. These two are like soda, but in the much dangerous hazard category.

Generally, sport drinks are a disease, by means upheld by the law, ban them!

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I am horrified at the thought of fistful poops.

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Post Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not)
Now, I declared war on burger buns, soda, and sport drinks. But this time, I declare war on dry foods in general.

That could mean anything, but yes, chow mein is now considered a dry food, rich in dry fiber. It's not the kind of fiber that gives you poop smoothie, it's the kind of fiber that roughs up your ass like a fist and lets it bleed for its vampiric leeching bloodlust. Sick and disgusting, but true. Chow mein was never a close enough natural (preparation) process. It truly become something else after it stages of transformation. Last thing I don't want is a fucking edible tapeworm rummaging through my fucking ass. Not many people want bloody asses. Get direct fiber right away. May God have mercy on your asses.

Everybody in the channel, please cater to dictation of beans and salad. They both a part of the natural vegetation. When summer comes and is hell bent on making your ass a river of blood, let veggies fight the desert of death, for it your only chance for survival. I have experience these ordeals of tribulation for so long.

I now know why Mexican dishes are considered a time tested practice against the ravaging sands and wind of time. I know that it's a bit to wrap your mind around the importance of beans, but this food have both fiber and protein at the same time. It cause farts as well! Mmm, good! As far as I know, the beans I have eaten have liquids so you are guaranteed the tender gentle moistness that will take care your behind. It's possible to have rock hard beans, but I will update should I chanced upon it. Try to get it with some other food like salad. It is my hope that beans will fulfill your hunger and your waste. I will start buying beans into my daily diet.

This is my ass swearing, good god and good luck. Over and out.

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Post Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not)
Man, mineral water is much better than soda and sport drink for some reason. Maybe it's because it's a natural source of natural minerals.

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Post Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not)
I'm not sure about flavoured mineral water, but the original is crispy in taste!

One thing I would have to report is about ANY preparation and consumption of black rice. I onced tried the normal recommended soaking preparation method, took a freaking while, even if I did cut corners at times. The result was jelly rice, almost like rice porridge. Online stuff said that while the multiple soaking did remove most arsenicity, it removed most said nutrients. I recently tried rinsing without any soaking. Man, it was arsenic poisoning a few days after. I guess I did absorb the good nutrients, but like beer, a hangover is due. It was like pure evil. I sure got some bad stomach cramps. Fucking hell, I threw all the black rice away!

Only thing I see black rice can do good for is the arsenic source, which is insecticide and chemical warfare.

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Another bad asian thing, korean raw cuisine. I mean, is it supposed to be a salad bar?

Something about raw minced meat or something like that. Maybe, if it's the stone ages, yeah, it's acceptable. I hope there is some sense of sanitation check going on. No, I don't think that blood letting would be enough, but just check on it please.

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Big flour noodles? I wouldn't try cooking this shit up. Who knows how long you have to cook this? It's like a professional chef skill!

Even if it's a real food, it seems to be too dangerous to be physically consumed.

I once tried it, smelled old. Preparation probably bad...
I think I pass as a food taster...

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