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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:45 pm ]
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Hell-O & Whalecum to the 82nd edition of HSN!

- Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington was found dead from hanging himself. He died on close friend and fellow Musician Chris Cornell's Birthday, who also committed suicide by hanging. Bennington was 41. May he Rest In Peace.

- WWE Battleground concluded. Randy Orton lost to Jinder Mahal for the World Title in the returning Punjabi Prison! Shit is lit, fam!

- HUMAN SMUGGLING GONE WRONG! 9 People died in the back of a Wal-Mart Trailer in San Antonio after an "immigrant-smuggling attempt gone wrong". Nearly 20 People were rescued and were "Hot to the touch" and suffering from Heat Stroke, as they had no Water and no A/C. Some Survivors say they were from Mexico and between ages 10 to 17. HOLY FUCK!!! Is this the secret plans of Trump of Deportation? *X-Files theme intensifies... Nah, that's pretty fucked!

- Finally, John Heard passed away at the age of 71. Heard played as the dad from Home Alone and was said to be recovering from minor Back Surgery before his Death. Fuck me! The Grim Reaper is showing no mercy on our asses!!! May he Rest In Peace.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna tell my Stomach Ache to fuck off!!!
Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:10 pm ]
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WALMART DOES HUMAN SMUGGLING.
Author:  arch_enemy [ Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 pm ]
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in other news... louisiana state legislators are once again trying to raise the legal smoking age in the state from 18 to 21 and you know what i have to say about that? FUCK THEM IF I AM OLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SMOKE DRINK AND GET HIGH AS WELL!!! (weed isn't legal in louisiana and the legal drinking age is 21 which pisses me off since i have to wait 2 more goddamn years until i can drink)
Author:  Pantsman [ Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:08 pm ]
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arch_enemy wrote:
in other news... louisiana state legislators are once again trying to raise the legal smoking age in the state from 18 to 21 and you know what i have to say about that? FUCK THEM IF I AM OLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SMOKE DRINK AND GET HIGH AS WELL!!! (weed isn't legal in louisiana and the legal drinking age is 21 which pisses me off since i have to wait 2 more goddamn years until i can drink)


Those goddamn terrorists tryinna steal peoples' freedom!
Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:46 pm ]
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Godamnit these illegals! I had a few round of unwanted illegals doing illegal politics. Particularly the ones that are leeching, parasitizing, and not following the law! Fuck, I might become the (unwanted political) illegals killer someday.

Judge clears away to see election voter fraud. I dunno. Putin is not amused.

There was a medicine experiment going on, but it's nothing official. It was not open anyways, lolz.
Author:  Orange Juice Jones [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:16 am ]
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arch enemy I am still rooting for you to eat a whole bunch of poison before you die
I know you can do it solder!
Author:  arch_enemy [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:32 am ]
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Orange Juice Jones wrote:
arch enemy I am still rooting for you to eat a whole bunch of poison before you die
I know you can do it solder!

nah poison is inefficient a bullet is much better for killing oneself specifically if you aim it at the fleshy part between the chin and the adams apple due to it weak enough where with a decent amount of force even a number 2 pencil can go right into the brain
Author:  Pantsman [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:56 am ]
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In other news, rom sites are getting attacked by nintendo and sega selling a 'retro console'. You should back up everything now.
Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:50 pm ]
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Russia claims that the lawyer-Trump Jr. meeting was about the sanctions based on human rights violation. Sanctions based on the Sergei Magnitsky. Pretty steep kgb stuff.

However, the emails were in the context of the election. Something is amiss! Maybe somebody pulls politic strings and disguises? The conspiratorial coordination of evil is at hand!
Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:01 am ]
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donnie bans transsexual genders from restroom! Like omg, I need to do my makeup! this is so unfair!

sanctions thrown between us and ussr.

shit fling in the democratic process.

it appears that the canaanites descendants are modern day lebanese. Looks like the azazel didn't do their job. solomon what? Watch your ass, able!

police brutality speech by donald. where is miranda?
Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:24 pm ]
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tillerson takes a step to close down a slumping war crimes office. this agency is usually for reports during the 1990s and after (typically like rwanda). this move would seem to lift penalties of major world events in exchange of refitting of foreign policy priorities. there will be structural agency changes due to an overview of bureaucratic bloatyness.

eussr bloc became very angry after sanction exchange. nato is truly sanctuary against hypocritical spawns. the hell with these isubmissival bastards.
Author:  Orange Juice Jones [ Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:15 pm ]
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arch_enemy wrote:
Orange Juice Jones wrote:
arch enemy I am still rooting for you to eat a whole bunch of poison before you die
I know you can do it solder!

nah poison is inefficient a bullet is much better for killing oneself specifically if you aim it at the fleshy part between the chin and the adams apple due to it weak enough where with a decent amount of force even a number 2 pencil can go right into the brain


But who said anything about efficiency? It's all about the show you put on for your loved ones while you die! It's got to be slow, it's got to be painful, that's how these things work
Author:  「H A N Z O」 [ Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:48 pm ]
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O Campeonato Sergipano de Futebol de 2006 foi a 88º edição do torneio e teve como campeão o Pirambu, que assim conquistou seu primeiro título estadual e garantiu vaga na Copa do Brasil 2007 e no Campeonato Brasileiro da Série C de 2006. O vice-campeão, Confiança, conquistou a segunda vaga do estado para a Série C de 2006. Os seis melhores colocados se classificaram para a Copa Governo do Estado de Sergipe de 2006.[1]

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