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Hell-O & Whalecum to the 89th edition of HSN!

- AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEA BOOOOOOOOOOI!!! MADASSGAMER'S B-DAY IS TODAY!!! SHOWER ME WITH SLUTTY MCSLUT HENTAI!!! IT'S GONNA BALLIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- The remake of Stephen King's "It" has hit the third largest opening of 2017 at $117 Million, HOLY FUCK!!! I don't know how good it is and didn't see it yet, DON'T SPOIL THE SHIT!

- John "Skeletor" McCain says that his Brain Cancer Prognosis "Is Pretty Good" and will be returning to Washington this week. I've reported before on HSN that he had a fucked up condition that I can't remember, but Brain Cancer? HOLY SHIT!!! CANCER THIS YEAR IS SHOWING NO FUCKIN' MERCY!!!

- China is making plans to end the sale of Fossil Fuel Vehicles. DAMN SON! China will soon be selling only Electric Vehicles if the ban is passed. France has also stated that they will stop selling Fossil Fuel Vehicles by 2040. Captain Planet is jizzing his pants from hearing this!

- Today sadly, we lost Len Wein. Wein was the Co-Creator of Wolverine and has written several other Comics. He died today at 69. His cause of death is unknown at the moment. May he Rest In Peace.

- Finally, as reported last week, Hurricane Irma, a Category 5 Hurricane is fucking the shit outta Florida. With that, a Crane in Miami is now FUCKED because of it. If other News Networks and People haven't made it clear enough and you live in Florida. *clears throat* GET CHO' GODDAYUM ASS OUTTA THAT FUCKIN' STATE YOU DUMB CUNTS!!! Y'ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN' WOOD AND BRICKS AND SHIT GONNA FLY AT YO FACE AND TAKE YO FUCKIN' FAT ASS HEAD OFF YA SHOULDERS!!! THE WATER FULL OF TRASH AND SHIT, NOT TO MENTION THE HURRICANE COWS!!!! ROAD COWS X20 NIGGAS!!!!! ROAD COOOOOOOOOOWS!!!!!!!!!1 LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN, BITCH!!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna beat off my dick to Slutty McSlut hentai until I can't feel it!

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Cancer fucking sucks

It's good that China seems to be doing stuff about the climate.

Nothing much happening in Finland. I probably am just missing stuff but couldn't find anything of really interesting. From my quick look just now.

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Something's unhealthy in Cuba, but hey, Hurricane Irma. *shrugs*

Justices decide that international refugees would be delayed in turn to help out the impoverished affected by hurricane Harvey and Irma.

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FUCK CUBA

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That signature is from a deserted Pacific island? Quite natural.

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idk its just a stock photo i googled lol

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Tropical hanzo is best hanzo yet.

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