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Hell-O & Whalecum to the 90th edition of HSN!

- FUCK YOU CANCER!!! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!! WWE Hall Of Famer Bobby "The Brain" Heenan has passed away at 72 due to a long battle of Throat Cancer. Heenan was a Heel Mnager and Color Commentator for WWE and later WCW. May he Rest In Peace.

- Just when you thought this shit can't get any worse with the Hurricanes and probable War, your Money is now probably FUCKED!!! Thanks to an Equifax breach, some sweaty fat hairy fuck is sitting on his ass eating donuts n shit, while you're getting FUCKED outta your Money!!! The U.K. and Canada aren't safe either! Just be sure to make sure some jack off isn't buying Wood carved Dildo's made out of the finest materials and diamond studded balls with your cash!

- Finally, seeing as how this HSN is short and kinda sucks, here's some shit me and Yom have been in discussions about. We at Forkheads are a community. We like shit, we create shit. Well, we're thinking of a couple of concepts for new flash animations. We're planning a skit show "think Robot Chicken" but with you as a writer! Yes, You, the person reading this can write shit and have your dream animation come true! It could be as awesome or as shit as you want it!

We have also been considering a "FH City" Show where all your favorite FH Characters live in one big ass City doing random shit. The City will also have it's own district "The Outskirts, The Suburbs, The Red Light District, The Ghetto, etc." If you want to write, submit your own Character, or supply Voices, please Message us at our Discord Server and the admins will arrange the stuff from there.

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Alchemy is an ancient philosophy and sort of proto-chemistry known for its focus on the transmutation of base metals into gold, and on creating mystical elixirs that grant knowledge. One of the most sought after prizes for the alchemist was the elixir of life that would grant the consumer of the beverage, eternal life. In the song, the “alchemy” consumed by the ravers transform the rain into chrome (although in reality, the glitter has merely mixed with the rain). This may also be referencing the drugs (alchemy) causing the ravers to drip with sweat.

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US decides to export guns as a made in America product and things like that.

Small arms sales include assault rifle.

Yeah, so go buy them guns! :P

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Trump decides to at least sign US funding off from the UN. That could affect a wide range of global issues, but one includes the circumventing of sanctions on Iran (or North Korea). You guys know who you are! Strange to sign off since Congress did condemn Azraeli settlement building in the Occupied Territories. Then again, the UN is a world club. An idea. Not always healthy one though. The watch for bad funding continues!

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In other news, Bongistan's latest experiment on social norms backfires hilariously as they try to ban best friends!

https://uk.businessinsider.com/schools- ... ngs-2017-9

Apologists and other trash were BTFO'd, some of them revealing secret inner desires comically on the internet. In a rare moment, this law unified weirdos and normies who didn't want much to do with each other, and are currently pushing back. We here at HSN hope that they won't get charged with terrorism.

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Findings include Russian billionaire involvement during the 2016 election.

Supposedly Russian backed Catalan separatists on the rise to secede from Barcelona. A bit edgy for border issue? This might go 20s cold! Pablo Picasso, anyone?

Jong and Trump spars words, gaar! Oh yeah, there was some other shock news, but it seems to be more like a retrial use.

Kurds and Iraq talks of independence. Regions and the players are waiting, anticipating.

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Feds said that hackers had targets about 21 states related to the election.

Protest at St. Louis for violence.

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Discovery of crocodile as early dinosaur being big, have t-rex teeth. Wow. I mean, aren't they not related to lizard dinosaurs? Wow. At least there's evidence so I'll shut up.

Other news, 80/100 years old 17ft crocodile was found shot dead. Hmmm, living dinosaur descendant? Lemme think about that. Yes.

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Conflict between an accountant and the Vatican arises. Accountant forced to resign.

Flag trumping versus constitutional rights debate. Sounds interior.

War of words between two 'neutral and independent' countries. I don't expect the heat/escalation of the Cold War to happen, but I guess I'll put in something. I dunno, but I have to say that I recall that the southern peninsula was the aggressor in requesting the n arms when they were supposed to be neutral at the very least. I'm not sure if the US is the main cause of aggression, maybe as a third party vendor or arms merchant. It seems that the news is trying to play that the US is the imperial empire colonizing their Pacific territories. However, I recall that the people of the 'colonies' are being a bunch of primates/monkeys attacking with sometimes cowardly aggression. Such uncivil acts are not tolerated due to a lack of personal distress. I know that the red blocs have the n during the Cold War era. Whatever the reason, I dunno, but they seem to be quite close-knitted. It seems to me that nk obtain the arms nearing their civil war, ending in a stalemate/ceasefire. I don't want to pin the US as the ones who started the uproar and that's what I currently will do. However, I have believed that some of the US allies are perusing US logo as cover for their own non-US agendas. I think that the nk should aim their sights to the appropriate target. Yeah, it's hot stuff, but an offense is an offense. An natural reaction is expected. Anywho, the sights upon the eastern island is well. Up north, Sakhalin is looking well with the ceasefire agreement. Maybe, that's a good example.

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Segregation still lingers in the South. Racism continues to thrive and reign supreme so watch out, boy!

Pope's sex abuse advisors are investigating the children born to priests. That might be the priest being the biological father due to sex abuse or past consensual marriage. The investigation might include protection from offense or stigma.

Off-topic, but may 88 (common nipponians) live! Down with the disgusting political majority population minority system! Rue your days in hell!

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