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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #92
Hell- O & Whalecum to the 92nd edition of HSN!

- FUUUUUCK YEEEAH!!! IT'S OCTOBER!!! GET THE HALLOWEEN SHIT OUT N SHIT AND LET IT FUCKIN' BALLIN' NIGGA!!!

- OH SHIT! OJ "Orange Juice" Simpson has been released from Prison. Officials have stated that he left early Sunday Morning in an SUV with nobody following him. He was in Prison for the Las Vegas robbery case a decade before. Watch out Orange Juice Jones, it looks like you ain't the only OJ out now!

- Fans of Lil Wayne who were wanting to see him perform in South Carolina were offered refunds, because Lil Wayne refused to go through Security Checks and the Concert was ultimately canceled. What a 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot dumbass!

- Finally, WHAT THE FUCK!!! YOU WANT SOME FUCKIN' NEWS THAT MAKES YOU GO "HOLY SHIT"? WELL, HERE YA GO! Several Southern California School districts have stated that the Flutes given to their Students from a nonprofit music program may have contained bodily fluids on them. However, one district in question have stated that... IT'S FUCKIN' JIZZ!!! OKAY, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUSTA NUT ON A FUCKIN' INSTRUMENT GIVEN TO KIDS AT SCHOOL?! I MEAN, IF YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING LOLI OR JUST A FUCKED UP MOLESTED KID THAT'S INTO THAT SHIT THAT'S FINE AND DANDY, BUT I DON'T WANNA IMAGINE A KID HAVING TO PUT THEIR MOUTH ON AN INSTRUMENT WHERE SOME FAT FUCK RUBBED HIS GREASY FUCKIN' COCK ON A RECORDER OR SOME SHIT AND GETTING OFF TO THAT! THAT IS FUCKED!!!

Anyway, they're investigating a male Music Teacher from a program called "Flutes Across the World". Here's an honest question if he's the one behind it, who the fuck did they hire? Did Jared Fogle find a new fuckin' gig or something? Either way, that's fucking disgusting!

This is madassgamer and I'm gonna go into a 50 year coma just from sleep!

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Las Vegas shooting ending up in more than 50 dead, more than 200 injured. Holy hell, bitch! Beware of Nevada!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #92
OJJ was OJ the whole time, somehow he smuggled a computer in to jail to post messages on FH.

and also either the musical instrument's guy is gay (and that then becomes evidence that gay people are dangerous to children, because it proves they are in fact perverts of the bad variety who get off on others feeling perved about thier lifestyle.) or there was a lady working there who had sex in the office with a guy who jizzed inside and then she was still horny and finished herself with a flute.

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Review on Iran sanctions are pending!

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Trump stops birth control by bill.

ICE is amping up the tramping up!

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Poor Americans don't get tax cuts because they pay no federal (income) taxes, but they do get tax credit returns.

Controversy over universities's ties to slavery boil into protests.

Spain versus Catalonia offered negotiation. Only to have thousands rallied against secession.

Protests during Putin's birthday? Why? That was too personal! If a national holiday, then very unpatriotic.

NK proclaims that nuclear program serves to promote (emphasized cold) peace and security throughout the Northeast Asia region from crusadism/imperialism.

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