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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #96
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 96th edition of HSN!

- HOLY FUCK! HALLOWEEN IS THIS TUESDAY!!! GET SOME CANDY AND FUCK SOME HOES!!!

- 44th Prez of the US, Barack Obama will be doing Jury duty in Illinois. He may not be the Prez anymore, but he's gonna give that unlucky bastard the "Obamy Whammy!"

- A Church in Alexandria, Virginia will be removing plaques of 1st President George Washington and Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee, because Church goers felt "unsafe or unwelcome.” Cut the fuckin' Cheese! All because they owned slaves? Do these special snowflakes wanna bomb Africa too? They got slaves. Everyone today is a victim of something stupid. If everyone wants to play a blame game and feel victimized over trivial shit, I can play too.

"I can't get no puuuuuuuuuuuuussy, but it ain't my fault! These Cis-white female's need to check their dating privilege and not reject guys like me!!!111!!!1!1" See?! Anyone can fucking do it. Please, shut up, you dumb NIBBAS!!!

- Finally, on a different topic. I've been thinking about the future of HOLY SHIT NEWS. Sometimes "like this issue", HSN feels kinda repetitive and boring, not to mention I've been busier as the weeks go by. So, I've been considering to expand HSN to different users. Yes, YOU right now could write your own HSN! I still need to finalize the concept, but it's something like this.

HSN - madassgamer - every Sunday

HSN Anime - ??? - -insert schedule-

Something like that, If you're interested, message me on the Forkheads Discord server and we can discuss.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna rob a Store for Candy!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #96
Dems to summon J. Sessions to testify on Russian investigation. Suspicion arises.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #96
Donald Trump attempts to coax Japan to suicidal mission of possible several microwaves. More like he can fuck off and revoke his ass from the seat!

Manafort to comply in Russian investigation.

Saudi princes, ministers, and tycoon, arrested in purge for suspected conspiracy of coup and usury.

Military veterans (also experts) estimated that the cost to dismantle nukes from the NK would be a suicidal ground invasion. Well, SK military government fags, what you gonna do about it? Step on a mine? Time for the imperial SK-crusaders/usurpers to fuck off with the disarmament demand! Stop that denuclearization crap; nobody wants to lose their advantage or countermeasure, least they will use it. Everybody knows about Teheranno. Don't try to be fucking Fidel, bitch! Your life is not guaranteed! The defense of (America's) freedom is loaded and hot!

Immigration prosecution underway! It is an unfortunate circumstance amid the very big things in life.

Russia investigations find hard evidence to indict Flynn.

Black justice in Georgia against hate crime of white racism. Well, I better watch my ass!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #96
Legalization on pot underway, yeah, yeah, yeah! Bitch!

Trump plays poker with a trade argument card underhand to Japan.

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