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Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Royal Engagement Status: Mah

Hello everybody, I just want to tell you that I am currently engaged to the current emperor/steward of Nippon. I just have to say that it is quite an fabulous experience! The benefits package includes absolute power over things Nippon. None shall over-ride my secondary authority!!! >:)

And if I don't have it, I use my persistent NAGGING bitch powers to assert my will and determination to get things done!

They were competitors and fucking old ass bitches trying to grapple for power, which is supposed to belong to yours truly! :( But, none, none, got the sophistication and exquisiteness, to step it up and grab that royal seat! :awesome Wassup bitches, you got owned, bitch, biatch, bitch, bitch, bitch! That's how I got things done, bitch! :fall Hmph! You think you got me, son. Oh no, bitch; oh no! They are all jealous bitches and fake ass hoes. Can't step to my level! The seat is my level! The homelessness is their level! They better learn their place or they get a fucking whipass!

And that's all I have to say about game, bitch! Congratulations to me; me, me, me, me, me, me, me! ME!

Now to set the record straight, you don't have to believe me, but my claim is completely true, regardless of the lack of evidence. Good day, and good night everybody! You were an excellent audience! <3

Author:  tuypo1 [ Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:34 am ]
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So how's it working out for ya?

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:54 am ]
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Nah, I was just kidding. Can't keep up that joke for that long. I killed it! Appropriate time to debase my topic. Yah, ha ha ha!

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:37 pm ]
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ACTUALLY, I AM THE PRIMORDIAL ASCENDING GOD OF NIPPO! HAIL, FOR HE HAS COME!

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:48 pm ]
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However, there's a really good wedding singer to accompany such an event. Wail that guitar round the hips, bitch! Like punk rock? lol

Author:  tuypo1 [ Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:48 am ]
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your link appears to be broken

Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:28 pm ]
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Sorry about that. Guess it's not like people go to this place. Wonder why not? link

Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:42 pm ]
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Actually, I am Sheba, wife of Solomon. Tehehe.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Wed Dec 07, 2022 12:51 pm ]
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SO MY WIFE REALLY IS THE QUEEN OF SHEBA AND THATS WHY SHE ACTS LIKE IT?

Also, stop impersonating my wife so.... unsexily. It's a disgrace to her pride.

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