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#This Document is subject to change as new information becomes available#
#it will be updated with any new or valid findings after they have been fact#
#checked and de-biased from scientific circles. #
#This document contains shit about history before recorded history. #
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Summary of research so far (the short version for people who ; "Ah Fufufufu TLDR!"):
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facts obtained:
1:people and dinosaurs used to coexist merely 1400 years ago, source: nazca burial stones and human footprints with dino foot prints on top of them.
2:the amazon rain forest wasn't there 2000 years ago it was a massive network of stone buildings and roads stretching for thousands of miles that was later overtaken by nature after some massive calamity which caused the abandonment of the empire (more information is needed). source modern science used light from satellites to scan the rain forest and determine the shape of the ground below revealing that most of the rain forest sits atop massive ruins.
3:the megaliths were built when humans turned the tables on the dinosaurs and used the herbivores as beasts of burden to move massive massive stones across impassible terrain.
4:The lack of tools necessary to cut the volcanic rocks into the extremely carefully cut blocks seen today is satisfied by dinosaur bone which according to multiple references was as hard as iron when fresh(english records of dragons), and could cut diamond (japanese record of a dragon's tail converted into a sword). in other words according to these references dinosaur bone was a hot commodity and tool used for shaping rocks and cutting holes.
5: not all dinosaurs are extinct. records exist of living dinosaurs all over the world such as the giant tyranosaur like creature that lives in the swamps in australia (fuck australia everything that lives there wants to kill you!) and the sauropod and cerapods that live in the swamps in the congo as well as multiple types of large flying reptiles and several that might live in the american central plains and south america, not to mention the wolly mammoth that the nazi's took a picture of while charging into russia.
6: they were not hunted for their meat, the natives in the congo who recently killed and ate one said it was poisonous as fuck and everyone who ate it died.
7: multiple dinosaur sightings and records from history define them as nocturnal animals.
8: all dinosaurs feet or fins are water dwelling amphibious reptiles. they have no love of hippos or crocodiles and will chase them out of their swamp. Dinosarus spend most of their time underwater like a crocodile. they only surface to sun themselves and rarely leave the water.
9: all dinosaurs have the ability of bio-luminescence on their skin and most likely also are chameleonic and able to blend in with scenery when not covered in mud or paint etc.
10:Evidence of massive human footprints in the stone record also gives us access to the fact that giants lived, giants may also still be alive in caves under the islands of malta. they are cave dwellers and don't like light, but apparently love school children and tour guides.



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