HOLY SHIT NEWS! #98 Madass Returns
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 98th edition of HSN!
- Before I start, I would like to thank SomebodyElse for filling in for me last week. Also, I just remembered HSN was supposed to be released a few minutes ago (as of this writing)... Whoops!
- What do you do in the Mall of America? Shop around the tons of stores it has, take part in it's fun activities, or get fuckin' stabbed while in Macy's? That's what happened when the suspect stabbed a man to steal his possessions, then stabbed his friend/family member. Both victims are okay and are expected to survive, while the suspect was taken into custody.
- GREAT COCKSMACKERS!!! Another Nightclub shooting?! FUCK! In Gary, Indiana, 7 people were shot, with one sustaining serious injuries. Thankfully, no deaths have been reported at the time of this writing. Still, just a week after the Church shooting in Texas! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS DAMN WORLD!?!!?
- Finally, Y'all thought the shit show of deaths was over? NOPE!!! A 7.3 magnitude Earthquake hit the Boarder of Iran/Iraq and killed at least 200 with hundreds of other people injured. JEEZUS FUCK! Between the disasters and the shootings, we are getting fucked in the DICKS!!! It's like Mother Nature was like 10 years too late when the Iraq War was going on! Okay that's fucked up, but y'all get my point!
This is the madassgamer and I got short term memory loss