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Hell-O & Whalecum to the 99th edition of HSN!

- This year sucks X90000!!! Malcolm Young passed away yesterday. This man needs no introduction! One of the Founders and and Rhythm Guitarist for AC/DC. He died from his long battle of Dementia. Weather he is in Heaven or on the Highway to Hell, May he Rest In Peace.

- To boost the shit meter more, Bulma's Hiromi Tsuru VA. Hiromi Tsuru passed away at 57 years old. She was found in her Car unconscious where she was later rushed to the Hospital where she died from Aortic dissection. May she Rest In Peace.

- WWE Survivor Series has concluded and HHHOLY FUCK!!! What a show! DAT ENDING THOUGH!! As Always, I won't spoil it, just watch it for yourself!

- Just when you thought the shit show was over, IT'S NOT! Australia has announced a Tsunami warning after being hit with a 7.0 Earthquake New Caledonia's Loyalty Islands. GODDAMN!!! WE'RE ALL GETTING FUCK'D THIS YEAR!!! JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE SHIT COULDN'T GET WORSE OVER THERE WITH THEIR DEADLY ASS ANIMALS, THIS SHIT HAD TO HAPPEN!

- Finally, as with a lot of the HSN articles, seeing as how this one is shit short, I'll be doing a Movie Review on Justice League!
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Before I start, I haven't seen the new Wonder Woman movie so I don't know how it connects with this movie. However, I have seen and reviewed Batman V. Superman. After seeing them both,
I assume that I'm not missing much, so let's begin. Years ago, some dude named Steppenwolf and his army of Parademons tries to collect some All-Spark looking things called the "Mother Boxes"
to recreate Earth and you guessed it, take it over (OF COURSE!) He is however stopped by the Olympian Gods, Amazon's, Atlantean's, Green Lantern's (Greenie was not in this film) and a whole bunch of others and defeat him, hiding the Mother Boxes in different areas. Years Later, Steppenwolf reappears and whips the Amazon's asses, stealing one of the Mother Boxes in the process.

Wonder Woman is called and joins Batman to recruit some more people to fight him. Bruce tries to convince Aquaman to join him, but fails... Only to finally join him when Steppenwolf steals the 2nd Box. We also meet the Flash, who's Dad is in Prison, and Cyborg who later joins once his Dad is captured. We learn how Steppenwolf came back. It turns out when Superman died, it triggered the activation of one of the Boxes to where SteppenWolf came back and to please his master, Darkseid. Speaking of Superman, they bring his ass back using one of the Boxes and the same ship Luthor used to create Doomsday. However, the Ship is fried and the Flash had to power it. Superman is back... and goes batshit crazy! He proceeds to whip everyone's asses until Lois Lane comes in and he remembers...
until Steppenwolf steals the final box.

We finally get to the final battle. The Parademon's sense fear and are attracted to noise I guess as Batman uses the Bat-Mobile to distract them as our Heroes fight Steppenwolf, who plows through them. All seems lost until Superman finally comes. As you would expect Superman beats the fucking shit out of Steppenwolf and our Heroes split the Boxes and Steppenwolf is overwhelmed by the Justice League. Overcome with fear, his own Parademon's attack him, where they teleport away. The movie ends with Bruce Wayne rebuilding Wayne Manor as a base for the League, the Flash finding a job,
and everything else. In a mid-credits scene, the Flash and Superman race, and the post-credits scene, Lex Luthor escapes Arkham Asylum where he finds Slade (Deathstroke) and form a League of their own.

Mind you, my review is an abridged version of the film, so I may have missed some details. However, I can say that it is overall a better film than Batman V. Superman. For one, IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' 3 HOUR LONG SNOREFEST! Not to mention, It has A LOT more fight scenes. Critics SHAT on this film, but to be honest, it's not as bad as they're making it out to be. IT has it's problems, yeah. Like when Superman comes back, we all know that Steppenwolf is fucked! The Flash is the Comic Relief, Aquaman is the badass and so on. Each character has their own personalities and stories that fit them well.
I give this movie a 3.5 out of 5.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna get fat on Thanksgiving and get trampled on Black Friday!


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