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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 101st edition of HSN!

- Tonight is Supermoon night. Go on, get cho ass up and go outside! IT AIN'T TOO LATE NIGGA, GO DO IT!!!!

- Christmas is just around the corner and THESE GINCHY ASS CUNT BOTS ARE SCALPING OUR SHIT!!! U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer, called these online bots "Grinch bots" and are scalping all the hot toys to fuck us over! He supported the Better Online Ticket Sales (BOTS) Act, which cracked down on their use of buying concert tickets. The Scalping war has begun!!!

- SpaceX CEO Elon Musk, wants to launch a Tesla (which he is Chairman of) to Mars in the upcoming Falcon Heavy launch. Why? Cuz why the fuck not! FUCKIN' ALIENS DRIVING CARS ON MARS, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

- GODDAMN NOT AGAIN!!! Ecuador got FUCKED by a 6.0 Earthquake!!! No Deaths have been reported yet, but ya notice something? All these fucking Earthquakes and people dropping like flies recently?! It's like God's pissed off at us for all the bullshit we've been doing and is just saying "ya know what, fuck this shit!" and is killing our asses slowly!!! What's next is Godzilla gonna up and steal all our hoes?!?!

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- Now this, THIS his HSN worthy!!! A 33 year old man was arrested for drawing on a kids Homework paper. The picture in question?

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Now that's Golden! This man will live on in Meme History! The Meme Lords will bow down to his mightiness! Elliot Rodger ain't got shit on this man! BOW TO HIM, DAMMIT!!!

- Finally, this one is sad. A body was found in Jacksonville, NC which is believed to be 3 year old Mariah Woods. Mariah was missing since Monday as an Amber alert was sent out. Mariah's Mother's Boyfriend was arrested on Friday for concealing a death, among other charges. Will this bullshit be another Casey Anthony story?! HSN will keep you updated. We at HSN hope that Justice will be served and may Mariah rest in peace.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna jump into a Black hole... If ya know what I mean :face

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
Trump cleared way for state/county/city to make use of some land protected by monumental policy.

Courts have agreed to Trump's travel ban as constitutional. Appeal will later come for review. I on the other hand, see a mixed and possibly balanced list of affected countries. I did see a matter of participation in world affairs from the U.S. Some hit and miss, but nobody's perfect, particularly on a scale this massive. Right for safety recognized.

It seems that Manafort have associates in Russia. Concerns of a ghostwritten op-ed. Had history of financial crimes related to working with Ukraine.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
http://bgr.com/2017/11/30/wasp-18b-exop ... -you-dead/

We've found the planet of the ANGRY FACE.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
YomToxic wrote:
http://bgr.com/2017/11/30/wasp-18b-exoplanet-carbon-monoxide-it-would-kill-you-dead/

We've found the planet of the ANGRY FACE.


So Yandere!

madassgamer wrote:
What's next is Godzilla gonna up and steal all our hoes?!?!

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well ya gotta admit that tight sleek reptilian body can really drive a girl nuts, why I've heard even japanese men scream and wet themselves when they see him.

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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
joshex wrote:
madassgamer wrote:
What's next is Godzilla gonna up and steal all our hoes?!?!

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well ya gotta admit that tight sleek reptilian body can really drive a girl nuts, why I've heard even japanese men scream and wet themselves when they see him.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
Evidence against Manafort's financial crime with confides is mounting!

Email caught senting Trumps some wikileak info. That's you, Michael Erickson! All eyes for you! Morgan Le Fey! Mordred!

Trump's recognition of Azazel ownership over the city of Je-crusalem caused outrage over religious rights activists. Of course, I cynically must say that Azazel might already taken the city by storm since decades. I myself would prefer the will and determination of sheer force. I believe that it's a fact that there will certainly be conflict by continued minglings. I, however, would ultimately decide to collapse the the contested crusaded site. A place is just a place in the vastness. I'm a bit surprised that Trump did not point out around a Orthodoxy/somethingish way out of fallen Je-crusalem.

Space junk plagues the space launches. Far reaching opportunities!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
Manafort caught editing his emails/op-ed and things like that. Where you gonna go, bro?

NK quipped out about Trump being a dotard about the Je-crusalem issue. I have to give kudos for effort at the least.

Since the Je-crusalem issue is certainly felt throughout the MidEast, I would have expected the anonymous publicated leak of the illegal West Bank colonization companies. Suspects are HP, Caterpillar, and Motorola. Of course, there are other Azazel, U.S., and European companies too.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #101
Trump infringes upon the freedom of the press. Suppresses Washington Post editor. Where is American democracy? The Bill of Rights?

Azazel boycotts Palestinian entities in illegal West Bank colonies. Publication of Azazelian, U.S., and European companies in West Bank to spread to the proper authorities.

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