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madassgamer
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HOLY SHIT NEWS! #104
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 104th edition of HSN! - IT'S MUTHA FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Movin' on! - It has been announced that the Rock N Roll McDonalds in Chicago will shut down and will be transformed into a pretty much regular McDonalds... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!? WESLEY WILLIS WOULDN'T STAND FOR THIS SHIT!!! MCDONALDS, Y'ALL FUCKED UP!!! - People in the So-Cal region took to social media of a GODDAMN UFO!!!!!!.... Actually, it's SpaceX's Falcon 9 taking off... Still cool, right? Anyway, the Falcoln 9 carried 10 Iridium Next communications satellites into orbit and succeeded, or was that a cover up and it really was a UFO? *X-Files theme intensifies* - Ringo (The Beatle no one gave a fuck about), will be Knighted in New Year's Honours list, 20 years after Paul McCartney. MAke fun of his big ass nose all ya want, but that mofo's gonna be Sir Ringo now! - Finally, Mary Horomanski, and Erie, Pennsylvania woman received an electric bill that costed $284,460,000,000... HOLY SHIT!!!! She thought that she and her son fucked up the Christmas lights, but no. The Electric Company misplaced the decimal and that the real cost was $284.46. LOL!!! This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna recover from the Brain Damage I received during the Christmas Eve party that made me forget to write this article!
_________________ FAT BETCHEZ AT DA CLUB!
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fluffy
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #104
"Dewey, your decimal system shall be your undoing!"
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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arch_enemy
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #104
ringo was always my favorite beatle
_________________ I WANT TO WATCH THE FUCKING WORLD BURN!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:58 am |
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RV-007
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #104
Syrian rebels oppose Moscow-led peace talks to push U.N. Geneva convention process.
Trees in urban areas may experience too much temperature, photosynthesis over engaging, life span to quickly finish. Debate on how to care and deploy trees in urban areas to continue.
Trump trumping and puffing up bias and discrimination charges to thwart off necessary Russian investigation. Obviously, the nature is to obstruct justice and instill unnecessary Bolshevism. Our czar puppet might be in coordination/convenience with Russia on the Syria crisis (Ukraine is a different story though). Good timing I would say! With all this simultaneous global 50s events happening, I say that the FBI coordinate with NATO. Let's see if the Trump Curtain holds!
Coyote hunters might shoot pets by accident. Coyotes following raccoon habits. Coordination with pet owners probably a good idea, or a way to prevent lawsuits. Pet owners obviously responsible to care for their pets or family members.
_________________ _ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFD-c740Y0, Must be the_washington_times/moonie anthem link <- this as well! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChoSh.jpg, resident alien generation? Wow! _ Regurgitator monster to be resumed whatissk/moonie/washingtontimes=anti-armistice nazi instigator-usurper/tyherantno parasite/censorship/anti-neutrality embargo/siege fallen cheonson-ilminismist/ilminazmist/merciless 'they live' mein kampf machine/kal_flight_007 self-victimization nsfw- Spoiler: show
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RV-007
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #104
About that czar president thing, it's like Water Gate scandal. Back to the Richard Nixon days. Damn!
Then it's a cover story about working class and former coal industries in the South Side of US. It spoke about poverty and shit like that, and how the population got riled up and sick of politics ignorance for the region. How they went with their ideals and took a stab in the roulette wheel of appeal/sell-offs/hearsay. They were also cynical and prepared for the removal of social programs and trickle-down (corporate) economics. There might be party politics played with the Civil War stage. I would say that they got to move on with their own ingenuity of governance. At least work with the region. Maybe, use that road between north and south of the border. Maybe work with south of the border? If they going all out succession, they got a lot of economic/redevelopment studying to do cuz it's a cyclone! Maybe the UK can help?
_________________ _ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFD-c740Y0, Must be the_washington_times/moonie anthem link <- this as well! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChoSh.jpg, resident alien generation? Wow! _ Regurgitator monster to be resumed whatissk/moonie/washingtontimes=anti-armistice nazi instigator-usurper/tyherantno parasite/censorship/anti-neutrality embargo/siege fallen cheonson-ilminismist/ilminazmist/merciless 'they live' mein kampf machine/kal_flight_007 self-victimization nsfw- Spoiler: show
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My ZDoom mods Viva Le Resistance! (threat: see ☠☠ below...) Metal tracking mods sfw- Spoiler: show
- https://archive.org/download/for_jihad_monsters/Lightning%20Exclusive%20Nasheed%20By%20Ahmad%20Al-Muqit.mp3
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RV-007
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #104
Guess what, folks? Legalized west coast fweedom from the hippy 60s is back on track, bitch!
Mobster busted and apt arson death in east coast. boo.
_________________ _ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFD-c740Y0, Must be the_washington_times/moonie anthem link <- this as well! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChoSh.jpg, resident alien generation? Wow! _ Regurgitator monster to be resumed whatissk/moonie/washingtontimes=anti-armistice nazi instigator-usurper/tyherantno parasite/censorship/anti-neutrality embargo/siege fallen cheonson-ilminismist/ilminazmist/merciless 'they live' mein kampf machine/kal_flight_007 self-victimization nsfw- Spoiler: show
- Fraud Alert Renewal Month: 03, 06, 09, and 12
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- https://archive.org/download/for_jihad_monsters/Lightning%20Exclusive%20Nasheed%20By%20Ahmad%20Al-Muqit.mp3
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RV-007
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #104
There were Russian tankers round the k pen. It appears like normal Russian defense activities.
Oh ho ho! Disney hotels replacing 'do not disturb' signs with 'room occupied' signs. This may happen to other widely public housing residences after the Las Vegas shooting incident.
Germany to discuss safety zones for women, especially during the (drunken) holidays. Well, the sun sets out elsewhere, lol.
_________________ _ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFD-c740Y0, Must be the_washington_times/moonie anthem link <- this as well! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChoSh.jpg, resident alien generation? Wow! _ Regurgitator monster to be resumed whatissk/moonie/washingtontimes=anti-armistice nazi instigator-usurper/tyherantno parasite/censorship/anti-neutrality embargo/siege fallen cheonson-ilminismist/ilminazmist/merciless 'they live' mein kampf machine/kal_flight_007 self-victimization nsfw- Spoiler: show
- Fraud Alert Renewal Month: 03, 06, 09, and 12
My ZDoom mods Viva Le Resistance! (threat: see ☠☠ below...) Metal tracking mods sfw- Spoiler: show
- https://archive.org/download/for_jihad_monsters/Lightning%20Exclusive%20Nasheed%20By%20Ahmad%20Al-Muqit.mp3
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