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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:49 pm ]
Post subject:  HOLY SHIT NEWS! #107

Hell-O & Whalecum to the 107th edition of HSN!

- AUTOMANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!! With the Detroit Auto Show going on (with the Washington Show coming soon), there are gonna be a shit ton of new cars to pour your money into. Such as the 2019 Silverado redesign, the returning Ford Ranger, the new BMW X2, and many more to come. Now, where the fuck is my time traveling DeLorean and my self-aware, bulletproof Trans-Am at?!?!

- California isn't doing too well, especially now. Montecito, CA suffered a major mudslide, with 20 killed and several still missing, hundreds of homes damaged, and the Highways shut down. This disaster, combined with the fires, Cali is FUCKED!!!

- Zucc the Cuck fuckin' shit up again! Facebook is at risk of losing $23 billion of it's value after announcing it's change to the News Feed feature that will show News from family and friends, rather than businesses and news organizations. Facebook's share fell 4 percent and Zucc lost 3.3 Billion of his own net worth because of it. However, he defends this decision stating,

"One of our big focus areas for 2018 is making sure the time we all spend on Facebook is time well spent. We built Facebook to help people stay connected and bring us closer together with the people that matter to us."

This is a rather stupid decision. Think about it, remember when Facebook was trying to stop the fake news from pouring on FB? Well, wouldn't this decision make it worse? Some family members probably don't know what sites and stories are legit and thus spreading more fake news. Get your head outta your ass, Zucc!

- MAZIN GO! Viz media has announced that they have the US rights to the movie Mazinger Z: Infinity! Mazinger Z being one of the very first Mecha in media and the very first Mecha to be piloted, pre-dating the likes of Gundam and Evangelion. The movie will only run for 2 days and at select theaters which can be found here: https://www.fathomevents.com/events/mazinger-z-infinity


- Finally, American racing legend Dan Gurney passed away at 86 from Pneumonia. Gurney was a racer that competed in Formula 1, Le Mans, IndyCar and NASCAR. He also won the 1967 Belgian GP in his own machinery. He has left behind a legendary legacy and may he rest in peace.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna drift my X5 on the California highways on fire!!!

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:10 pm ]
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madassgamer wrote:
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna drift my X5 on the California highways on fire!!!


Actual footage, exclusive HSN!
:O.o :O.o :O.o

Link

:mario :mario :mario

Author:  arch_enemy [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:11 pm ]
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in other news... the traitor bradley "chelsea" manning is going to run for senate in maryland

Author:  RV-007 [ Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #107

Is it me, or junta-trump got serious after junta-un's rabid dog remark? Some people can't handle the heat!!!

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #107

Some sk cons can't handle the peace attempt held @ the Winter Olympics! Skewing the (yes, maybe it's a bit too forward/close) bi-lateral (I hope!) flag ceremony, salutes, and composure. And to think they didn't want war!!! No one's surrendering anything!

Tillerson to have plans for Syria. Hopefully, NATO gets invitation too.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #107

Women's march like it's the 1960s civil rights movement! Far out dudes!

I didn't want to make a bitching topic of rants so I compile into a post. Don't try Geahead roguelikes. There's a fucking story about mechas, but it's more like you got to find a fucking balance between personal and mecha stats. It's a double pokemon ironman training. I guess it's open-ended, but so far, I wasn't able to get a villain class/path going. I hated it. It can suck my dickles pickles; AIDs, bitch!

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #107

Victims of attack in Afghanistan of Ukrainian origin. The suspect is of Russian puppets for some reason? Well, that's another roll of the Soviet-Afghan War, back to the 80s! Although, the 70s was very important too. I probably should add some words of wisdom.
Spoiler: show
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 113.The Jews say "The Christians have nothing [true] to stand on," and the Christians say, "The Jews have nothing to stand on," although they [both] recite the Scripture. Thus the polytheists speak the same as their words. But Allah will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that over which they used to differ. AQ V7.9 180
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 114.And who are more unjust than those who prevent the name of Allah from being mentioned in His mosques and strive toward their destruction. It is not for them to enter them except in fear. For them in this world is disgrace, and they will have in the Hereafter a great punishment. AQ V7.9 220
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 115.And to Allah belongs the east and the west. So wherever you [might] turn, there is the Face of Allah. Indeed, Allah is all-Encompassing and Knowing. AQ V7.9 260
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 116.They say, "Allah has taken a son." Exalted is He! Rather, to Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and the earth. All are devoutly obedient to Him, AQ V7.9 3
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 117.Originator of the heavens and the earth. When He decrees a matter, He only says to it, "Be," and it is. AQ V7.9 180
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 118.Those who do not know say, "Why does Allah not speak to us or there come to us a sign?" Thus spoke those before them like their words. Their hearts resemble each other. We have shown clearly the signs to a people who are certain [in faith]. AQ V7.9 220
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 119.Indeed, We have sent you, [O Muhammad], with the truth as a bringer of good tidings and a warner, and you will not be asked about the companions of Hellfire. AQ V7.9 260
Quran:2.Al-Baqarah: 120.And never will the Jews or the Christians approve of you until you follow their religion. Say, "Indeed, the guidance of Allah is the [only] guidance." If you were to follow their desires after what has come to you of knowledge, you would have against Allah no protector or helper. AQ V7.9 300

Centuries old racial/ethnic tensions at the south side of the US soaring degree by degree.

Government shutdown imminent.

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