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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

Hell-O & Whalecum to the 108th edition of HSN!

- After several months, we finally get a cause of death for Tom Petty. Petty as it turns out died from an accidental overdose of pain medication. Petty was reported to have several problems, including a fractured hip. We now have closure to what happened to Petty and hope that his family is doing well.

- A year has passed since Trump came into Office and a Government shutdown has happened. The Dems and the GOP couldn't agree on some fuckin' shit as usual and shutdown or what ever the fuck. Tomorrow there's supposed to be another vote, but at this point who gives a fuck! No Government, no bullshit! QUICK, LET'S MAKE A PORNO WITH MICKY MOUSE AND NOT GET SUED!!!

- HSN LESSON OF THE DAY: STOP EATING SHIT THAT CAN KILL YOU, BITCH!!! Real shit, why the fuck are people eating Tide Pods now?!?! This shit gotta go, nigga! Are these people that damn stupid to kill themselves for 15 minutes of fame?!? Social Darwinism I guess :/

- Chef Paul Bocuse has passed away at 91. Dubbed the "Pope" of French cuisine, Bocuse created the idea of the Celebrity Chef as well as other things during his time. He died yesterday from Parkinson's disease at 91. May he rest in peace.

- Finally, just when you thought this shit wouldn't end, an attack at Kabul's Intercontinental Hotel in Afghanistan left 19 people dead. According to officials, it was 4-5 gunman that launched the attack. Now the Afghan President has launched in investigation on the matter with the Taliban claiming full responsibility. This shit never ends does it?! Syria, Afghanistan, BAH!!! WHY CAN'T WE ALL LIVE IN PEACE AND NOT JACK WITH OTHER NIGGAZ?!?! Guess life ain't easy.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna sexually assault a light post!

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

Trump puts down the tariff on Asia! The battle for the very existence of industries grows bleak!

In possibly related news, China seeks to expand territorial rights and enforcement. However, they try calm in claiming there is no Cold War mindset.

Facebook admits that misinformation in social media a threat to democracy.

About the Kabul topic, I don't know why the Ukrainians are there. I can now identify as possibly agents of Russia. It's like a Cold War thing, huh? I myself won't make a move just yet as it is not my case to do so. Syria is much like the same, but probably puzzle trapped.

Author:  RV-007 [ Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

Democrat to withdraw from funding immigrant reforms.

FBI complying texts rescinds GOP's claim of deep state plot to get politically edgy. GOP not compliant with their submission of memo alleging the abuse of Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

Author:  RV-007 [ Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

US and UK leaders on a rough start in diplomacy.

Tyrant clashes with sanctuary cities!

Olde affair with a former porn star? Well, that's a different life, I guess. At least it wasn't a conflicting tangle, right?

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

Self-driving cars for disabled and elderly, but still does not migrate the risks nevertheless.

Oh yeah, since there's a U.S. U.K. attempt, I have ye warn to thee, VOODOO ECONOMICS!

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

Trump tried to fire Mueller like Richard Nixon, but backed off. I guess he's on the Nixon road! However, he's ain't out yet, there's another Reagan love round up like the war on drugs era, you hear?

Social media networks criticized of Utopian commercialized Big Brother monopolies as well as possible manipulation of political drafts.

TPP leave as possibly mistake. However, since we are talking about American as the new west(ern) frontier and all of its ideals, maybe they can start off with something familiar so nobody goes into a culture shock and dies. The one down under can be done, but requires a more than few diplomatic (and even more than that!) ties.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

Holocaust versus Mother Europe ethnic groups. Don't forget about the Azazelian 40s war criminals too.

Flu strickens the south with schools closing and welfare a rising! Do I smell a possible roguelike starters scenario?

Super Blue Moon's a coming!

GM self-driving cars automatically fucks up a motorcyclist! Lawsuits pile up! And the space age technology can't get any more wrong! Fuck you!

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #108

Crackdown in Russia!

Turkey-Iran bank fraud was caught and arrested for evading Iran's sanctions. The Qatar (or even Iraq) deal ought to be done by now before this fiasco escalates.

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