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Hell-O & Whalecum to the 111th edition of HSN!

- Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Another year, another Corporate Holiday shoved down your throat! Fuck VD! I GOT NO CANDY!!!!

- Two Officers were killed in a shooting in Westerville, OH, after responding to a hang-up 911 call for a possible domestic violence case. Officers Anthony Morelli, 54, and Eric Joering, 39 were shot almost immediately when entering the scene. Joering was dead pronounced dead on the scene, while Morelli died in the Hospital. The perpetrator, Quentin Smith has had a crime history dating back to 2007 with charges consisting of assault and burglary, as well as him and his Wife filing for Bankruptcy for $100k. His Wife has even said she knew that he wasn't allowed to carry a gun.

Currently, Smith is in the Hospital. However, if he comes out Franklin County Prosecutor Ron O'Brien has stated “It would be a death penalty case.” Eye for an eye. What sucks is that you would have a bunch of "Dindu's" probably defending his actions, but that's a story for another time. I'd say put that Big Smoke lookin' ass punk down! May the Officers Rest In Peace.

- Reg E. Cathey, an actor known for playing on House of Cards, has passed away at 59. His death was reported Friday after a battle with Lung Cancer. May he Rest In Peace.

- Prices at Disney World in Orlando will make ya broke! Prices for their tickets and parking has increased significantly. $114 for a ticket, a $7 increase, with $22 parking, a $2 dollar increase. HOLY FUCK!!! I know Disney World was already expensive, but get ready to sell ya goddamn House to go! That's not even the full list either, not to mention cost to travel, Hotel, food, possible rental car, ya know, the essentials for long distance vacations! Why was this done? Apparently, this was done to even out the attendance so people aren't stuck in line n shit. Well, I hope that shit works! Or better yet, GIMME A CHAINSAW!!! :lol :lol :lol

- You thought the Trains were fucked? Well, THE PLANES ARE TOO!!! A Russian Airplane exploded into a fireball, killing all 71 passengers. One of them being a 5 year old girl, HOLY FUCK!!! When the bodies were found, they were so badly damaged, that the only way they could identify them was through DNA matching to other Family members. One witness stated that there was an explosion while the plane was still in the air. There is no suggestion that it was a Terrorist attack and that they're investigating if it was an engine failure. May the occupants Rest in Peace.

- Finally, to brighten up the mood, I'll be reviewing Mazinger Z Infinity. If you don't like spoilers, GTFO!!!

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It's awesome, the end!

That's literally all I have to write about the film, but I'll review it proper!

The movie starts with a Photon Power Plant being attacked in Texas, with several Mechanical Beasts attacking it. We later see several mass-produced Mazingers and the Great Mazinger piloted by Tetsuya fighting them off. Then, Baron Asura appears in it's Mecha, with a large explosion occurring from the sheer force of the fight. We're then greeted with the movies intro with the Mazinger Z theme by Ichiro Mizuki playing. We go back a few months before the Great's battle as a bunch of construction workers discover a new Mazinger. Later, we see Koji Kabuto (Mazinger Z's original pilot) checking it out.
His scouter like device detects a life form inside the Mech, with a Android chick named LiSA coming out of it. LiSA is the "key" to control the new Mazinger they call Infinity.

Infinity is absolutely gigantic and having the ability to recreate the Universe from the start, which Dr. Hell wants to do. However, it's not for power, but for understanding the Universe and the World,
seeing if Humanity is worth it or something. We also see a grown up Shiro, Sayaka, and Jun. Sayaka has taken over her Fathers role as he becomes Japan's Prime Minister. Jun is pregnant with her and Tetsya's child, but is saddened to hear that Tetsuya went missing in the fight in Texas. They are then attacked by Count Brocken and his troops, but manage to escape.

With Dr. Hell's return known, the JSDF with Koji attack, but fail as they are attacked by the awoken Infinity. How can they control it? Well, they use Great Mazinger as a temporary key. Koji takes a Type 17 model and tries to help, but the Mech is damaged. The plan that Dr. Hell is trying to do is called "Garagon" or something like that. Anyway, we get to see Boss as he now runs a Ramen restaurant.
With Dr. Hell's forces being almost unstoppable and they found Tetsuya trapped in Great Mazinger with no control, Jun attempts to pilot what appears to be Venus A, but is arrested. We see a heartfelt scene of her and Sayaka talking about her relationship with Tetsuya having fun, dancing, domestic violence, the good stuff.

We get more scenes with Koji and LiSA with Koji finally pulling out the big guns. Him, Boss, and the Scientists go back to the old Photon Lab and prepare for battle. Koji now back piloting Mazinger Z possibly for the last time. Boss and the Scientists create a diversion and have a funny ass fight scene with the Kikaiju, only to be saved by the Mazin Girls. Yeah, these 4 hot chicks that appeared early on in the film. They have their own Mechas with ROBO-TITS AND ROBO-ASSES!!!

Anyway, Mazinger Z wastes no time and beats the fucking shit out of all the Kikaiju, as well as Brocken and Ashura. As he reaches Infinity, he is stopped by Dr. Hell as the Great Marshall of Hell. Koji fights well, but Hell fucks up Mazinger, similar to what happened in Mazinger Z vs. The Great General of Darkness. Shiro comes to help and frees Great Mazinger, as all three of them blast Dr. Hell.
As they thought they won, Dr. Hell had a back up of Great's code and pilots Infinity. As he attempts to recreate the Universe. We see who LiSA really is as Koji looks at one of the timeline universe thingy's in Infinity as he finds that she is his future daughter. Anyway, LiSA can't get control over Infinity, but gives the power to Mazinger Z.

Mazinger Z turns to Infinity's size but is still outclassed. In order to fight it off, Great, Type 17, and the entire World helps to provide Photon energy to Mazinger Z, destroying Infinity with a single Rocket Punch. At the end of the film, we see a funny scene where Koji asks Sayaka if they can have a baby. With the last scene being LiSA as a little girl.


This movie was simply amazing!... Even though I HAD TO DRIVE 2 GODDAMN HOURS TO SEE IT!!! Meh, the things you do for the shit you love! Firstly, the characters feel more like mature versions of their older incarnations so to speak. This movie takes 10 years after the original, so they're all 10 years older and it shows. LiSA is a pretty interesting character. Some say she's similar to Rei from Evangelion, which I can see looks wise and possibly origin wise, but personality wise? Nah. LiSA show's a variety of emotions and has more personality than what Rei shows in my opinion.

The best part being Mazinger Z itself. They made Mazinger true to it's power, a God or a Devil. Mazinger in it's fight kicks the fucking shit out of EVERYTHING! Throwing multiple enemies at athe same time, throwing a Mech much larger than it is like a rag doll, unleashing all of it's fire power at once, I could go on. They fuckin' NAILED Mazinger's prowess.

The animation is absolutely stunning. Half animation and Half CGI. Think Transformers Cybertron animation, but much better!

If you can see this movie SEE IT! The last time it will play is Monday, 7:00 PM at select Theaters. I give it a 5/5!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna Rocket Punch these damn Shooters in the face!

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Happy Valentines to yall, love, lol.

NYTimes concerned about neo-Nazi affiliate being recently recruited into team. Possibly an isolated incident or a ploy by Trump.

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Crazy rural rape/assault incident happened and the culprit is caught. That means watch your ass, sister! Wise decisions, wise decisions.

Random Florida shooting causes former FBI agent to temporary break down.

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Supreme court finds Trump's travel ban as unconstitutional due to discrimination against religion.

Bannon is being interviewed by the investigation.

UK points at Russia for malicious cyberattack due to Ukraine conflict/crisis.

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