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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #112
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 112th edition of HSN!

- SpaceX delayed it's launch of a Satellite to Feb 21st. According to them, the Vandenberg launchpad need extra time to run "final checkouts" of the upgraded fairing used to protect the Falcon 9 rocket's payload. Well shit!

- Here's some unexpected news, Saban Brands and Bandai America have mutually agreed to discontinue their partnership on making Power Rangers toys. HOLY FUCK!!! By April 2019, Hasbro will have the Master Toy License. This is HOLY SHIT NEWS!!! Bandai has made the figures since day 1 in 1993 and now they're done. I still wonder why this was done? Declining toy sales? The Movie toys bombing? I dunno. However, Bandai Japan will still make the Sentai toys so it's all good!

- Ah, Australia! the land of wonders and terrors. With killer animals, blazin' temperatures, people fightin' on Family Cruise ships... Yup, you read that right! 23 people were beating the fucking shit outta each other on the Carnival Legend where it had to dock in early to remove the said 23 peeps! Carnival Cruise line wrote "We have a zero tolerance approach to excessive behavior that affects other guests. In line with this policy, we cooperated fully with local authorities in Australia to remove a large family group who had been involved in disruptive acts aboard."e However, the remaining guests on the Ship will receive a 25% discount on future cruises. Take your scarred children on another round for 1/4th off!

- Finally, I would feel bad if I left this out. On Valentine's Day of last week, some fuck head named Nikolas Cruz shot up a School he used to go to, killed 17 students and injured 15 others. This is s higher kill count than the Columbine School shooting in 1999. As we know, he was taken in alive and is on trial. What's sad is this terrible shit could've been avoided. Cruz was expelled from his School, bragged about killing animals, wrote online about how he want's to kill people, and a whole bunch of other shit to the point that he was investigated... AND NOTHING WAS DONE!!!

State investigators said he had depression, autism, and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and assessed that he was not a risk. Yeah, not a risk my aching hairy ass! Just like Elliot Rodger and look what happened! Even the FBI did didly dick! Of course after this, people used another tragedy as a platform for Gun control. As we know, many people who push for it don't even know what the fuck they're talking about! Mind you, Cruz used no Fully Auto weapons, but his AR-15 looks like an assault weapon so it should be banned! NO!

An AR-15 is almost EXACTLY the same as your ordinary Rifle, only one is wood and one is plastic! I don't know about you guys, but I feel that if we restrict guns, if not fully ban them altogether wouldn't do shit! Think about it, I could use knives, power tools, cars, my bare hands, etc. Pretty much, I could go Jason Voorhees on these mother fuckers and then what, are you going to ban Machetes to be sold? What about Cars? Or my hands? Are my Hands gonna be Illegal to be used? I can't fuckin' jack off, unless I get special permission? FUCK OFF!

Maybe instead of banning guns, WE DON'T GIVE IT TO CRAZY FUCKS LIKE THIS LITTLE CUNT!!! How the fuck is a 19 year old, 1 GODDAMN YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME able to own a gun, but can't by a Beer?! There's so much shit wrong with our Country and these numb nuts are a part of it! We need to fix our Economy, Education, Healthcare, Oh and let's not forget NOT GIVING FUCKERS LIKE HIM A GODDAMN GUN AND NOT DOING DONKEY FUCK ABOUT IT!!!

Anyway, my condolences goes out to the Families of the victims and may they Rest In Peace.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna shove 12 chill pills up my ass and down it with NyQuill!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #112
In other news, micro$oft attacks man who has gone against the 'Planned Obsolescence System' decided by today's electronics giants...

http://archive.is/7CPDL

"He built an electric car out of recycled parts that far outdistanced a Tesla in a test. He launched what he thinks is the first “electronic hybrid recycling” facility in the United States, which turns discarded cellphones and other electronics into functional devices, slowing the stream of harmful chemicals and metals into landfills and the environment. His California-based company processes more than 41 million pounds of e-waste each year and counts IBM, Motorola and Sprint among its clients.

But an idea Lundgren had to prolong the life of personal computers could land him in prison.

Prosecutors said the 33-year-old ripped off Microsoft by manufacturing 28,000 counterfeit discs with the company’s Windows operating system on them. He was convicted of conspiracy and copyright infringement, which brought a 15-month prison sentence and a $50,000 fine. The case centers on “restore discs,” which can be used only on computers that already have the licensed Windows software and can be downloaded free from the computer’s manufacturer, in this case Dell. The discs are routinely provided to buyers of new computers to allow them to reinstall their operating systems if the computers’ hardware fails or must be wiped clean. But they often are lost by the time used computers find their way to a refurbisher."

Welp, I know what I'm doing now.

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Labor union funding in question.

Troll factories and blah blah blah.

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Grocer food chains to pit against the Amazon merger buyouts. Cannibally monopolistic they are.

Celebrities pitch in to gun control rally.

Intelligence defends visit by Russian counterparts despite Cold War and election issues. The emphasis was counter-terrorism. I'm sure that the real issues at hand would need to be addressed other than off-handed shared interests.

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After Parkland shooting incident, state deputies to wield restricted AR-15 assault rifles when on school grounds. Well, I should been surprised, but back in the day of schooling, gun hold outs at da skool, bitch! Hostage situations too! Okay, that was exaggerating, but it's gun banging world filled decadence and violence. Minds stuck in torrents. Impulse as lightning. To ride out the storm is not an option. Got to go with the juntas! lol

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Lundgren had a really great idea, he's not the only one that does it, the issue was the scale of his operations that made the companies notice him.
Almost everybody that's in the field knows about planned obsolescence. Microsoft doesn't do it anymore but Dell still does. Tho they just found a way in including lower grade materials that break more or less at time after the warranty expires due to simply beeing used.
Of course it's not as great as installing a proper defective piece as it was before, like tranzistors from good old times, that had no purpose besides breaking at exact time just after warranty expires.
Yet if you know the statistics of average persons yearly usage of an piece of equipment - you can downgrade the quality of materials just so most of them fall apart after the warranty expiration.
Kind of like a cassino operates in a sense - the number of bought replacements will bring much more profit than lucky, occasional use of warranty by those that used their equipment less than an average person.

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Active shooter/patrol drills for school now in effect. Kind of like the churches. Fortunately, I know that schools are like prisons that supposed to gear up for the military, by the military.

Deputy officer Scot Peterson did nothing to interfere with Cruz's assault, well, except to call in radio to arrest the suspect.

Cruz was found to have some emo troubles with his ex, greatly depressing him to suicidal levels.

Retard dropped out of college, tried to kill off family to inherit real estate fund. Was about put to death, spared by his own father. Hey, drop rates are a statistic, you ain't invincible, man. That would be in Texas.

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Labor storage crisis! Human resource vs labor. Who's to blame in qualification? That probably means if you not work or investing, then you sure are lazy, no Jay-Z!

Tax return scammers failing.

Trump does nothing for internet broadband access.

XSpace launches largest rocket. Good luck.

Syrian bombings once again.

Witness testimony to Cruz's ever (non-subsiding) brewing tantrum is acknowledged. However, investigation wasn't able to get the bead on the now gone evidence. Extremely ridiculous to the witness, I have to blame you. You have to get copies archived. Good hint, sister! Oh yeah, you can say I don't trust the police, but seriously, it's the fucking federal system and everybody is scrambling for their own cover.

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NRA gifts the FCC CEO a rifle as a outreach for defense against the death threats to his attendance of electronic expos. Yeah, net neutrality could be a big thing. As long we don't go 1984, it's cool. Kind of ironic to give someone who might infringe the constitutional rights in some instance. However, the rights of freedom is still allowed.

Manaforte's loan borrowing with unchecking banks are under investigation. OMG! Those Azazelian French Jews!

USA gymnastics reported to have issues of abuse.

Putin's chef was obviously in charge of news information distribution and trolling. Basically propagandist and information warfare user.

Billy Graham has passed away. Great Christan preacher since the 40s; however, I can't say about the role of discreet presidential advisor.

Gun control law in progress. Purpose is minor safety. I guess children of the grave reference? Maybe that's more global though.

UN buckles down for Syria cease-fire. Well, it's probably a bad time for this song, lol.

Now, including articles from ibt! Serious just got serious!

Vatican is training more exorcists. Watch out bitch!

Vibrio vulnificus, don't touch raw seafood, bitch or you're fucked! This mean muthafucka will burn down your organs like fung shei! In fact, don't touch seafood for a while until the issue is resolved. I guess the olde sailors were right about one thing!

Old Korean woman attacked in LA. Did somebody said possible ethnic tensions, brother?

American Airlines Agent Saved 2 Teen Girls From Alleged Sex-Trafficking Ring. Whoa, bitch! Like amigo seagull! Running like a homeless bitch, bitch! Tasty flavour! Side effects!

Okay, nevermind, ibt wasn't too good, but something at least!

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Olympics went well and worked well, a process intended for bilateral peace and cooperation, yes. Don't give in to the scam coreas. They say give money, yet they only gonna do this war scam thing again; it will never stop. They don't deserve rewards for screaming, I mean, instigating war aggression. Yup no rewards for felonious misbehavior. Hostage retaliation and civilian casualties sounds good. I can say that such actions nearly constitutes as a war crime needing war justice with Edwin Starr's song @ the end.

Mexico and United States to talk about regional issues and shit like that.

Is it me or this is some women as bitches of shit lingering around here? I'm sure my eyes and senses are playing trikz.

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