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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  HOLY SHIT NEWS! #113

Hell-O & Whalecum 2 the 113th edition of HSN!

- Samsung has revealed their new S9 and S9+ and it's almost the same as the S8... Except for the Camera and slightly different dimensions. The Camera is a single lens on the S9 or dual lens on S9+ and will be first Galaxy phone to have a mechanically adjustable aperture. Oh, and unlike the iPhone, IT. HAS. A. HEADPHONE. FUCKIN'. JACK!!! Already a winner for me!

- HOLY FUCK!!! A big ass 7.5 Earthquake hit Papua New Guinea!!! It happened Monday, with Villages and a Gold Mine getting shaken up. No injuries have been reported yet. On top of that, another 5.6 Earthquake hit Japan not too far off from the same location that devastated Japan 7 years back. Earthquakes, School Shootings, Logan Paul's shenanigans, 2018 is going good ain't it!

- Since the said shooting, more and more companies are cutting ties with the NRA, with the First National Bank of Omaha being one the first few to cut their ties. After that, Enterprise, TrueCar, and many, many more are following suit. I already went through this gun shit last HSN, so in the words of Serizawa in the 2014 Godzilla "let them fight".

- WWE Elimination Chamber has concluded and it was predictable. Bliss retained, Asuka won, Reigns will fight Lesnar at Mania, MEH! Some parts were fun, but it was kind of a waste.

- WV Teachers are on strike, demanding a higher pay. In 2016, the average salary for a teacher in West Virginia was $45,622, ranking it 48th in the country! HOLY FUCK! Meanwhile in Keyser, near madass's home, a fellow person is fighting the GREAT WAR and wants PEIA to be DELETED!!!

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A WOKEN Warrior indeed!

- Finally, I would like to take the time out of my day and say FUCK THIS GODDAMN SICKNESS!!! CONSTANT HEADACHE, COUGHING, SNEEZING, BEING LIGHT-HEADED, GAH!!! I HATE IT!!! WHY AM I SO GODDAMN ILLNESS PRONE!?!?!?!?!?!? FUCK THIS SHIT, NIGGA!!!! IF THERE'S A GOD, IMMA PUNCH HIM/HER IN THE DICK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna sleep this crap off!

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #113

US court reviews anti-discrimination law concerning homosexual rights.

Immigration startup stories from all around the world!

YOU GOT A FUCKING HEADACHE, BOOST UP UR V CCC! DRINK TONS! DRINK WATER! Yeah, I know that the cold can cause atmosphere pressures like shrunken heads so yeah.

Author:  RV-007 [ Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #113

Jared Kushner's security clearance downgraded. Least it does something to prevent anymore blunders.

Trump refusal retaliation to nk.

Assembly and publicated speech/petittion on gun rights gone wrong.

Get ready to file for fraud alert, guys!!! Doesn't matter if there's a fucking cold. File it!

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #113

Powdered/laced letters sent to officials.

At new yark, an nanny killed 2 children for some reason. Now convicted.

Pentagon retorted to Russia's statement of developing hypersonic (designed to switch direction in flight and may not follow a predictable arc, harder to track and intercept by anti-missile defenses) missiles. Brinkmanship at standby, I repeat, brinkmanship at standby.

Pro-gun lawmakers retaliate by adding taxes to Delta airlines for refusing discount privileges to NRA members. Anger ensues.

US mentioned steel and aluminum tariffs, igniting possible trade war. Asian shares, who might be reliant on such commodities, drop. Trade barriers to protect national interests at risk of global economy and trade. Shares in the US reliant on offshoring, outsourcing, or foreign trade have dropped. At least it might curb/negate away the now empty collaborative trade of peace progress of the WTO. Well, maybe it was about time, big bluffing of fucking hell round the world needs some deflating? Just like that Russia's statement for example!

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:11 pm ]
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SEC dropped inquiry of 180 mil in loan from financial company to J. Kushner's real estate firm.

University freshman shooter gunned down parents while on campus grounds. Probably too overwhelmed, true. Know thyself!

Armed church-goers in training.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #113

Top Trump fundraiser caught in white collar crime.

Man shoots himself in front of White House.

Trump to handle the Girdiron dinner roasting. It's more presidential than just a celebrity. I guess a bit of critique session?

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:44 am ]
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Trump declares tariffs on European auto imports in retaliation against unfair, or even unjust trade stratagems of outrage.

Trump is handling the lunch superbly. That's just human design and possible sweep of coincidence.

China is reacting to tariffs announcement, just to see if it's really there, somewhere.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:08 pm ]
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Storm knocked out electric power in the north east of east coast.

Mexican man assumed American identity for 37 years.

Russia allegedly violate UN ceasefire.

#MeToo movement stirring in the USSR. Some call it a stage of the feminist movement. Whatever it is, don't go diving into the Amazon river!

DACA program to end.

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