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Author:  madassgamer [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:  HOLY SHIT NEWS! #117

Hell-O & Whalecum to the 117th edition of HSN!

- First thing, IT AIN'T SUNDAAAAAAAAAY!!! IRL, I got a new job and have a flexible, unpredictable schedule at times. I'll try my best to still write HSN. However, like in a past HSN, I may have someone fill in for my bitch ass to provide YOU, THE PEOPLE the NEWZ!!! If you would like to contribute, Discord is the best way to me and the higher up's at FH. If you wan to become a writer, you will become a "True Nigga" on Discord, as all True Niggas are writers... As well as True Niggas >:)

- Kim Jong "Eric Cartman" Un is scheduled to visit China... ohsheit! Why? I don't know, but HSN will keep you updated!

- FedEx has reserved their new Tesla Semi-Trucks. Straight outta the future, this Truck will be out in 2019, with FedEx writing:

“FedEx has a long history of innovation and incorporating sustainability efforts throughout its global network,” said FedEx Freight president and CEO Mike Ducker. “Our investment in these trucks is part of our commitment to improving road safety while also reducing our environmental impact.”

Tesla and their CEO Elon Musk are on a fuckin' roll man!!! HE IS FROM THE FUTURE, BITCHES!!!

- Toyota's Luxury division Lexus are offering new packages for their UX Subcompact Crossover model. The package in question is for Apple CarPlay, with the addtion of Amazon's Alexa, so the NSA can hear your murder plans when you're pissed off on the cramped up freeway! According to Lexus:

"When the UX goes on sale in December of 2018, there will be a new option in addition to the usual purchase and lease processes. For the first time in the history of Lexus, the UX will be offered through a subscription service. Details will be announced closer to the UX on-sale date."

Don't worry, Android users! Lexus is working with the Goog to put Android Auto in future vehicles!

- Finally, I will review Pacific Rim: Uprising! For the first time, I will be attempting to do a Non-Spoiler review for the fuck of it!

It takes place 10 years after the first film and it stars John Boyega from the Force Awakens, playing as the son of Idris Elba's character from the first movie. He does a pretty good job in this movie I will say. Some of the characters from the first movie also make a comeback such as the female pilot of Gipsy Danger, the J.J. Abrams nerd dude, and his bum legged assistant. The action in this movie is off the wall! With the first movie, you kinda get an EVA vibe with the story, concept, and the Jaegers to a degree. Here? Think Evangelion mixed with Power Rangers on crack and speed x1000!!! THIS SHIT IS THE BOMB!!! The Monster's combine to a Mega Monster and we all get Evil, mass produced Jeagers called "Obsidian Fury", again reminding me of EVA with the Asuka fight from End of Evangelion. There's references to the first movie and feels like a natural continuation. I will say, the twist with the J.J. Abrams looking mofo got me and was surprising.

There is also an after credit scene, possibly hinting at a sequel. Fuck what the reviewers said, I liked this movie. It has it's problems, yes, but it is a mindless, crazy, have-fun movie and great for Kaiju/Mecha freaks like myself. I will say though, I wish Ron Pearlman's character from the first movie was back, he was shown alive in the after credits scene in the first move, so why not? Anyway, I hope we get a MonsterVerse crossover, or even an SRW crossover! I give it a 4/5!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna get in the robot and fight Feminazi's and other SJW degenerates!!!

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:31 pm ]

nk talks pending.

Venezuela police station's prison riot?

OUT-OF-CONTROL TOXIC/RADIOACTIVE Chinese space station falling back to Earth's orbit?
Yes, you can (apologize in advance and) shoot that fail ware up! You have one week to ensure the safety and security of your country. If it's truly the Trojan horse of a Little Boy, it would be too late to find out. The time is no more, no less; make the best calculations. DON'T FORGET TO (APOLOGIZE AND) ASK FOR COMPENSATION AFTERWARDS. Go go go or toro toro toro! Whatevers. Hey, no one wants to die. The astronauts there already died or should have escaped with communication relayed. It's me or me! Haha! Fuck, it's almost like brinkmanship already!

UFO seen at Arizona? Probably the space station, lol. No, decommission it with proper ordinance before it brinks!

Special counsel to investigate with caution.

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #117

Pablo Picasso's "Le Marin" to fetch tons of money. Based on ww2 deportation to concentration camp.

Pope marks Good Friday, remembering the sense of shame in straying from God.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #117

It was found, Stephen Clark, a black man, died with bullets hitting his back. More police things, you know!

Tariff blasting causing some anxiety in the agricultural economy.

Trump's wall not there yet.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #117

Clashes between protesters and police over the death of Stephen Clark reminisces the 1960s civil rights era! Watch out!

Trump reiterates that DACA is too dangerous/risky for the American interests. Willing to stake out the NAFTA to rein in pressure against fellow neighbor Mexico.

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