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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:51 pm ]
Post subject:  HOLY SHIT NEWS! #119

Hell-O & Whalecum to another late ass edition of HSN!

- ONE WEEK WITHOUT HSN?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYY???! With my new job comes, well, LOTSA TIME!!! I'm half-dead by the time I'm done working so I needed to rest.

- Let's start off with Fox News accidentally airing a graph showing that they're the least trusted News organization... Let's all point and laugh!

- GODFUCKING DAMN IT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! We lost R. Lee Ermey. Ermey was a well known actor and Marine Corps Drill Sergeant who was best known as the baddest mother fucker ever, Sgt Hartman! He died today from complications from pneumonia at the age of 74. May he rest in peace.

- Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is testifying before the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, regarding the usage of people's personal data. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DELETING MY MEMES YOU FUCKING PASTY WHITE MOTHER FUCKER!!!! So, make sure you don't send your nudes to Fb, BECAUSE ZUCKY BOOOOOOOOOOOI WILL SEE IT!!!

- Wrestlemania also happened last week and it was meh. Brock is still Champ, Undertaker kicked ass, and Braun Strowman won the tag titles with a kid from the crowd... wut? After mania, Paige is now the SD! GM and sadly... NO GODDAMN HOGAN!!!! FUCK, I WANT MY HOLLYWOOD HOGAN FIGURE, BROTHER!!!!!!!

- Former First Lady, Barbara Bush's health is in decline and is no longer seeking treatment. She is 92. She was the Wife of George H.W. Bush and Mother of George "Dubya" Bush. Say what you want about them, but seeing another person die is gonna suck!

- Finally, guys, I think we're living in an alternate universe!!! At the Coachella 2018 music festival, a man was reportedly grabbing his girlfriend by the throat, only to get beat up... BY JUSTIN BEIBER!!! H O L Y F U C K!!! I never thought I would say this, but Beiber FINALLY did something good for the 1st time in his life!!! From getting his bashed by a Water bottle, to saying racist jokes and pissing in mop buckets, to this?!?! WHAT WORLD ARE WE IN? BECAUSE THIS SURE AS FUCK AIN'T THE SAME UNIVERSE WE STARTED IN!!!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna squirt semen in a NASA Rocket!

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #119

Russia retaliate with cyberattacks after recent western cold activities. Enough said.

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #119

Church vs deportation.

Tariffs with steel, not agriculture.

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #119

Trump foresees a seething price rise in the oil land. Probably due to recent regional events. Big hinto taken for granted.

Arizona's Romaine lettuce have E. coli warning. EPIDEMIC! PLAGUE! SPREADING ACROSS SEVERAL STATES. YOU, WILL, SUFFER.

Trump was noted to sleep in Moscow in the year 2013.

nk said to suspend both nuclear and missile testing. At least it got somewhere.

Author:  joshex [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #119

During the presidential election donald trump bragged that he had a good relationship with Putin when talking about the difference between him and clinton on global cooperation and policy. democrats were quick to shoot down his comment as a lie, giving evidence "you've never been to Russia, your passport has no proof of this" and "you've never met putin", trump responded by saying what he meant is that he thinks Putin is a great guy and has done business with some people working for putin by selling them property.

This was verified. trump has never been to russia before the election (so much for the paying hookers to piss on the bed obama slept in theory)

Now in the current day they are saying that trump must have met putin to organize the DNC hack, however evidence is against them. we all know the hack was done by a newbie DNC staffer it was even confirmed that he sent files to a russian server, he was never punished and they protected him.

meanwhile in collusion news, 13 russians have been indicted by the special council investigation for lawful freedom of speech, What a terrible crime! :psh

others close to the trump whitehouse were indicted for trying to get dirt on clinton from a russian agent who had none to give and was paid by the clinton campaign to meet with manafort in the first place. that meeting was on the record and legal.

Now they are saying that it wasn't trump but trump's lawyer, Mueller broke the law and raided the office of trump's lawyer trying to verify this DNC claim to keep the investigation going longer. they said he had a conversation with Russian government in prague, except for the fact he doesn't have a stamp on his passport showing he entered prague, in response to this the DNC said "he entered through germany so there'd be a germany entry stamp for this period." except the official government international flight record keepers have come forwards and said that there is no flight data for Mr. Cohen at that time. Meaning there never was a germany trip and the whole dossier saying there was is incorrect. besides the fact Mr. Cohen has evidence that he was in LA at the time visiting his son (on the day he's supposed to be in prague (and the month before and after) surveilance cameras in LA and NYC have records of his movements, he never left the country.

the russia dossier is fake, none of that stuff ever happened, it is just being used to obstruct the president for negotiating better relations with russia and a tool to have the media shame the president and demonize him every day.

Author:  YomToxic [ Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #119

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dnc-files- ... wikileaks/

The political equivalent of DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!

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