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Author: | madassgamer [ Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 121st edition of HSN! - As RV-007 reported on the last issue, Ford is doing the unthinkable... They're discontinuing their cars!!! Cars as in their Sedans, Coupes, pretty much anything that isn't a Truck or SUV. This is a batshit crazy move, but they're doing it for a reason. Their cars are declining in sales, so are others for example the Honda Accord and the once top selling Toyota Camry. Ford will phase out their cars by 2022, with the exception of the Mustang and Focus. However, the Focus will be rebranded as a crossover and will be built in China... THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AMERICAN BUILD, BRUH?!?! Next HS!R? Anyway, it is unknown if this change will affect Ford's Luxury division Lincoln. Are we seeing a change in car sales? Will other brands follow suit? Are old people and the media going to blame Millennial's for this?!?! - Avengers: Infinity Wars has hit a record for opening weekend of a movie at a whopping $630 Million, HOLY FUCK!!! THAT'S A FUCK TON OF MONEY!!! Next week you may see a review... If I have time O_o - Director Michael Anderson has passed away at the age of 98. Anderson was best known for movies "Logan's Run" and "Dam Busters" and died of Heart Disease. May he Rest In Peace. - Finally... HELP ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!11 I NED FUCKIN' WRITERS!!!! IRL HASN'T BEEN KOOL FOR ME YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the madassgamer and I sleep |
Author: | RV-007 [ Tue May 01, 2018 8:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
DOJ ain't taking shit from any extortion. Tariff impact. Donald Trump's health? |
Author: | RV-007 [ Fri May 04, 2018 5:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Anti-Semetics running in governmental election, decided to be a voice among the disfranchised. Trump embraces NRA despite the Parkland shooting, probably blaming the shooting on hidden political agendas like immigration. |
Author: | arch_enemy [ Sun May 06, 2018 9:01 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
RV-007 wrote: Trump embraces NRA despite the Parkland shooting ...the NRA had had nothing to do with the shooting... |
Author: | RV-007 [ Sun May 06, 2018 10:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Volcano in Hawaii rumbling. |
Author: | Pantsman [ Wed May 09, 2018 2:23 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano showed up to an anti-gun protest against the National Rifle Association in Dallas on Saturday... with an entourage of armed security. Halp, my sides. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Thu May 10, 2018 12:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
No news for today, but my new crapware is here! Holy crap! Keyboard design sucks. Windoze10? Like apps? wtf? |
Author: | RV-007 [ Thu May 10, 2018 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Sorry about that, didn't know it was the latest. Still a blunder anyways. Father of former Trump's advisor died by neglect, but something might be (outrageously) amissed. Guest defends (military) interrogation involving torture. Uber to test a drone. Binded to fail. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Fri May 11, 2018 5:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Lincoln museum faces debt. Maybe, someone tried to undo the civil war thing? Maybe I am going overboard. Trump lets drug companies off the hook. Wonder what that means. Hopefully lower drug prices? |
Author: | RV-007 [ Sat May 12, 2018 1:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Attempt to save coal energy. That's nice. Oh, the proud disbelievers and yet still insistent! |
Author: | RV-007 [ Sun May 13, 2018 5:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
America's embassy to settle in J*r*s*l*m, probably in the middle between Palestine and Azazel. Hope she's ready for the crusading religious sect violence of the fucking century! European trade with Iran versus sanctions? UN versus NATO? Hawaiian volcano cracking up, still some residents stay hoping it will stop soon. I can just feel the conflict and tension cracking up! link for theatrical effect |
Author: | RV-007 [ Tue May 15, 2018 5:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121 |
Trump losing hand over trade control. Agriculture economy slagging and protectionists get mean as well. It's a tough bull I tell you, hehehe. Her sexcellency is not on par. Yet, today, is D-DAY!!! That day, is the Day of Defeat, Donald Day, or Day/Donald of Donald/Defeat. I could imagine them saying, "NOOO!!!!". Brace yourselves for devastation! Let them scatter, let them mourn, let them suffer! |
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