Day 1471. Human population drops drastically as all breedable females die from brain damage.
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| Author: | Shaggboy [ Tue Mar 05, 2019 4:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Best pick up technique |
In one of my classes at the university, a cute girl tripped by some bag and it gave me an idea about what may be the best way to pick up girls. step 1: stalk the girl you fell in love with and wait her to go down the stairs. shove her down the stairs and check her condition afterwards. step 2a: if she is unharmed she might be mad, so just explained that you fell in love with her so you just wanted to make her fall too. she will understand you are romantic and will like you, she will date you now. step 2b: if she is harmed and is now paralyzed neck down, she will now have low standards, she will now date you now. besides, she can move her head and that's pretty much all you need. plus, she will never leave you(she can't). step 3: repeat for more profit. you can mix the kind of "accident" to get the kind of girl you want, Katawa Shoujo style. Note: please do not try this at home, or anywhere really. while this is a great technique it is ahead of it's time. so the judge might not be in favor with you just yet. so for now it's for comedy purposes only. |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Tue Mar 05, 2019 9:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Day 1471. Human population drops drastically as all breedable females die from brain damage.
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| Author: | RV-007 [ Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Delusional, deranged. Almost certainly to require the Nuremburg Trials, my friend! *gasps* |
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| Author: | Shaggboy [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
RV-007 wrote: Delusional, deranged. Almost certainly to require the Nuremburg Trials, my friend! *gasps* as I said, the world isn't ready yet. but soon enough I will have my harem of coma girls. |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Shaggboy wrote: RV-007 wrote: Delusional, deranged. Almost certainly to require the Nuremburg Trials, my friend! *gasps* as I said, the world isn't ready yet. but soon enough I will have my harem of coma girls. Do they all look like this?
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| Author: | Shaggboy [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
well played sir, well played. |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Shaggboy wrote: well played sir, well played. We need to go deeper. 
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| Author: | Shaggboy [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Day 2123: The world is now full of coma girls, the world is now only operated by men. without sex to distract men, world efficiency increased by 500%, no more hunger, war or crime. Day 2567: Science and technology advances creates robot cat girls. the men finally have as much sex as they want. Day 3525: The robot cat girls become self aware. go deeper. |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Shaggboy wrote: Day 2123: The world is now full of coma girls, the world is now only operated by men. without sex to distract men, world efficiency increased by 500%, no more hunger, war or crime. Day 2567: Science and technology advances creates robot cat girls. the men finally have as much sex as they want. Day 3525: The robot cat girls become self aware. go deeper. Like that one time when humans invade heaven? |
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| Author: | RV-007 [ Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
We don't need to diss and stuff, and all you know? Well, maybe we entitled to our wills. We wouldn't need robot catgurls if we got all the dead/coma corpses to inseminate. As for the offsprings, some be boys, some be girls. I think there would be rebellion or we have collective hive mind thought. Of course, if we want girls that be alive (and human), we just don't do a coma style genocide. Inversely, robot catgirls with higher sense of A.I. intelligence would go back to the women's right issue. Going back to debate, we have intelligence and should be careful about it. Something like population control, alpha male identity, arrogance among brothers, so forth. THE UNBORN!
Where is Duke Nukem? Duke! Them coma people might need hospitalization. Where would the food/air tube be? |
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| Author: | Kehmicle [ Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
thats all well and good, but where da coma kitties? |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Kehmicle wrote: thats all well and good, but where da coma kitties? This man asks all the relevant questions.
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| Author: | Shaggboy [ Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Kehmicle wrote: thats all well and good, but where da coma kitties? I leave you the honor of figuring that out  Please share your findings. |
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| Author: | Shaggboy [ Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
RV-007 wrote: We don't need to diss and stuff, and all you know? Well, maybe we entitled to our wills. We wouldn't need robot catgurls if we got all the dead/coma corpses to inseminate. As for the offsprings, some be boys, some be girls. I think there would be rebellion or we have collective hive mind thought. Of course, if we want girls that be alive (and human), we just don't do a coma style genocide. Inversely, robot catgirls with higher sense of A.I. intelligence would go back to the women's right issue. Going back to debate, we have intelligence and should be careful about it. Something like population control, alpha male identity, arrogance among brothers, so forth. THE UNBORN!
Where is Duke Nukem? Duke! Them coma people might need hospitalization. Where would the food/air tube be? The Unborn: seems like normal kids to me, at least some of the kids I know. The Omen: this kid used my technique perfectly. although using it on his mom is a weird choice, should use it on grandma instead. |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best pick up technique |
Day 3612: The sun is in a coma. |
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