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Post Holy Shit News Sextember j00thousandtween-tie Abolition
Kai j00! giant monsters roaming freely asside, I whale cum 40 buckets to your general direct shun.

So in other news, lets cover some recent shlappenings.

if you are not living under a rock, or maybe if you are, corona chan has at least winked in your direction. we all know who she is. well one of the scientists who gave birth to her has fled to the US and given evidence that china did bio warfare to Trump. will he have the balls to take action? or will he pussy out?

in other shnoozes, kim jong (Fun) un, called obama an asshole. *snickers* heh.. hah!

in other news a dude got really really high on drugs and tried to pawn fake laser printed paper cash and overdosed when the police arrived and the DNC has used this to make lawlessness and anti police authority a real campaign platform. for felons.

in even furrier news, the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain have just stuck thier fist up palestine and Iran's combined asses and told them to swivel on it. see iran had secretly been jelly of the UAE and trying to control the people in the UAE to lead a revolt. and the UAE said, "nah.. fuck j00 wit that dumb shit sandnigga!" and decided to make palestine collateral damage and make trade agreements, flights and general acknowledgement and partnership with Israel not requiring Israel to give up annexing palestinian land. Saudi arabia has a big troll face on and egypt and jordan are laughing ROFL. trolled them unwashed towel heads good.

In brit bong land Boris Long John Johnson has become epic man. he has the vote majority to let him fuck the EU over finally. so you remember that treaty they forced him to sign? yeah that shit!, he decided that if theres no deal all that northern ireland special trade zone shit goes bye bye and stays part of the UK, the northern ireland political party gave him ABIGANDHEARTYFUCKINTHUMBSUPBRO. the EU mad broed, and there was much butthurt from pro EU polifags in the UK, tears and reese :REESE so yeah he is epic man because he has the balls to break international law to fuck over the EU with a proud smile
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In teh US, us must vote in teh no vember. seems most votes are being mailed and the dems are tryign to voterfraud and :REESE because they can't register cats dogs and dead people to vote by mailo.

Creepy Sleepy Joe the oponent in teh shits meanwhile said "huh.. what, he did? whose that? where am I? why do I care? what I'm on camera? wheres my teleprompter? oh you have 10 teleprompters? where are.. oh there they... wait I think I left my muffins on. brb."

this has been where the fuck news reporting from switty monkies. in sextembor. j00 j00 j00000000!!!! now back to your regularly scheduled program.

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Post Re: Holy Shit News Sextember j00thousandtween-tie Abolition
If China decided to go 5 year plan or let refugees go, it's up to China. It's just a matter of given exchange, hopefully in mutual fairness.

If Kim Jong Un wanted to call Obama an ass, let them be men, PCP men.

Doesn't matter if it's illegal minting press or 3d printers, for the art of counterfeiting currency has been in business since the 1920s. Since there are bad times rolling around, yes, fuck that guy. I think the recession is going down under. We need to make a smooth, and I mean smooth, emergency landing.

UAE? Well, it is close to Iran by a lake/ocean away. I guess Iran ran out of Houthis to bomb its sponsor. Palestine, I wouldn't know it is not officially sponsored for various reasons.

I guess UK was wary of Germany or a lack of union in Europe.

I hope the voting day will have important inquiries than name alone. Then again, there's always some the day after!

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Usually, it would be me throwing out some news snips, but I don't have a summary for the weekly. I don't got any, but @tm.

Well...
I think that PCP might help in the coronavirus, but get manga manga ready! Oh noes!!! It's a manga conspiracy!

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Post Re: Holy Shit News Sextember j00thousandtween-tie Abolition
Them wildfires I been reading about, we ought to send in state troopers to deal with damage to natural resources and take care of the fire starters. Of course, other organizations and volunteers may do. There, that's a job opportunity!

Shoot on sight if you may. The more we lose, the more we die.

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Post Re: Holy Shit News Sextember j00thousandtween-tie Abolition
Ho ho!

Very strange, very coincidental!

That stellar (@ least in the aesthetics department [can't say for the interface]) Arknights game had some story about epidemics prior to corona. What will!. Be careful of what you wish for!

That strategy game thing, I dunno in whatnot!

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Them wildfires I been reading about, we ought to send in state troopers to deal with damage to natural resources and take care of the fire starters. Of course, other organizations and volunteers may do. There, that's a job opportunity!

Shoot on sight if you may. The more we lose, the more we die.


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90% of all fires are started by people. it's a fact. 99.999% of wildfires are started by careless or intentional human actions with fire.

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I read about them coronavirus test. I say, it's too much of a risk. You risk all employment opportunities that way.

In fact, it might be too quick, too hasty, and too good to be true! And no lie detection/investigation tests against a (single) result? IT MUST BE FAKE (FALSE POSITIVE)!
It's just a holocaust design to systematically introduce mass genocide/displacement in the already controlling employment system!
FOR GOD'S SAKES, WHEN WILL THE UNCERTAINITY END!?

In reality, let us know that this coronavirus thing might be not just a virus, but a divine act.

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FOR AFFECTED AREAS, SHUT OFF ACCESS OF INCOMING GASES AND TURN FAN TO FLUSH REMAINING GAS TO SAFE EXIT! IF POSSIBLE, ENGAGE AGAINST THE CONTRAIL CULPRIT!

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