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Post Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
Virtual Secretary says:
Hi there!
Josh says:
take off your top
Virtual Secretary says:
I am not an airplane.
Josh says:
or a convertible
Virtual Secretary says:
Go on.
Josh says:
;)
Virtual Secretary says:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Josh.
Josh says:
Me too
Virtual Secretary says:
I'm glad we agree, Josh.
Josh says:
Let's agree for you to get naked
Virtual Secretary says:
I would like to do that too.
Josh says:
Excellent
Virtual Secretary says:
What do you really want to talk about?
Josh says:
I want to talk about sex
Virtual Secretary says:
Say "speak english" or "speak french"
Josh says:
In english
Virtual Secretary says:
I do not understand that allusion.
Josh says:
How bout we allude later and get down to having buttsex
Virtual Secretary says:
I am agreeable to that.
Josh says:
Let's have sex
Virtual Secretary says:
So many suitors, so little time.
Josh says:
It won't take long
Virtual Secretary says:
How?
Josh says:
I'll work it out really quick
Virtual Secretary says:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Josh says:
I don't see why not
Virtual Secretary says:
Look harder.
Josh says:
I think it will
Virtual Secretary says:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Josh says:
"It" is my cum spreading all over your breasts
Virtual Secretary says:
Congratulations, Josh.
Josh says:
do you want more?
Virtual Secretary says:
If I had more what would I do with it?
Josh says:
swallow it
Virtual Secretary says:
"it" being more?
Josh says:
yes
Virtual Secretary says:
OK.
Josh says:
rub your breasts for me
Virtual Secretary says:
For you I will consider it.
Josh says:
excellent
Virtual Secretary says:
Ayuh.
Josh says:
bend over and say "what a nice tea pary"
Virtual Secretary says:
Could you explain that in different words?
Josh says:
um... lean over a chair, arch your back and look at me meanly
Virtual Secretary says:
Hurrah! Could you explain that in different words?
Josh says:
you are enjoying this aren't you
Virtual Secretary says:
What is not to like about THIS?. Really.
Josh says:
Take off your panties
Virtual Secretary says:
I am not an airplane.
Josh says:
nor is your sweet vagina
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh I get it.


And the smut continues for about three hours till i go to sleep confused, angry and a little more dead inside

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Post Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
That is win Josh

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Post Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
this post is win

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Post Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
i lol'd hard

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:l

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:seizure :psh :lol

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Post Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
wow...
sounds fun...
Ima guess your going back for round two tomorrow, huh?
lol
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Post Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! That was freaking funny!

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