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Josh_Josh
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Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
Virtual Secretary says: Hi there! Josh says: take off your top Virtual Secretary says: I am not an airplane. Josh says: or a convertible Virtual Secretary says: Go on. Josh says: ;) Virtual Secretary says: I am so glad you find this amusing, Josh. Josh says: Me too Virtual Secretary says: I'm glad we agree, Josh. Josh says: Let's agree for you to get naked Virtual Secretary says: I would like to do that too. Josh says: Excellent Virtual Secretary says: What do you really want to talk about? Josh says: I want to talk about sex Virtual Secretary says: Say "speak english" or "speak french" Josh says: In english Virtual Secretary says: I do not understand that allusion. Josh says: How bout we allude later and get down to having buttsex Virtual Secretary says: I am agreeable to that. Josh says: Let's have sex Virtual Secretary says: So many suitors, so little time. Josh says: It won't take long Virtual Secretary says: How? Josh says: I'll work it out really quick Virtual Secretary says: Do you think your plan will succeed? Josh says: I don't see why not Virtual Secretary says: Look harder. Josh says: I think it will Virtual Secretary says: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Josh says: "It" is my cum spreading all over your breasts Virtual Secretary says: Congratulations, Josh. Josh says: do you want more? Virtual Secretary says: If I had more what would I do with it? Josh says: swallow it Virtual Secretary says: "it" being more? Josh says: yes Virtual Secretary says: OK. Josh says: rub your breasts for me Virtual Secretary says: For you I will consider it. Josh says: excellent Virtual Secretary says: Ayuh. Josh says: bend over and say "what a nice tea pary" Virtual Secretary says: Could you explain that in different words? Josh says: um... lean over a chair, arch your back and look at me meanly Virtual Secretary says: Hurrah! Could you explain that in different words? Josh says: you are enjoying this aren't you Virtual Secretary says: What is not to like about THIS?. Really. Josh says: Take off your panties Virtual Secretary says: I am not an airplane. Josh says: nor is your sweet vagina Virtual Secretary says: Oh I get it.
And the smut continues for about three hours till i go to sleep confused, angry and a little more dead inside
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F_JUNK_DUMP
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Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
That is win Josh
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EmoVan
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Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
this post is win
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Zared Sabretooth
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Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
i lol'd hard
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Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
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nexusvalhees
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Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
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demon881
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Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
wow... sounds fun... Ima guess your going back for round two tomorrow, huh? lol Thanks for the laugh
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Re: Boredom and a Virtual Secretary
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! That was freaking funny!
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