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 Word Word is a software package that lets you write words into sentences and arrange them into things that are called 'documents'. Hence, that's why it is called Word.
It allows you to write death threats to people and anything your heart's desire, as long as it goes on a peice of paper.
Word was made by the software company called Microsoft. Before Word came out everyone had to write their resumes and cover letters in their own shit or blood.
A synonym of Word is Turd, because people over the ages still think of writing their resumes in their own shit.
"Time to fire up Word! I gotta write me a resume so I can work at Do Nothing INc! Squui!! =^.^="
"Word crashed on me again! Now my resume has shit smeared all over it! WHY THE FUCK. I HATE WORD. I HATE EVERYONE I HATE THE WORLD"
by pinkturbokitty on Jun 19, 2009
tags: word, crap, bile, sentences, spelling errors, idiots, software packages, shit
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Re: Word
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Re: Word Word for niggers, eh? 
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Re: Word There were many, many word processors before Microsoft Word. And before that there were type writers. And before that there was the printing press. And before(and during) that there were people to write stuff for you as you dictated it.
Everyone knows word is crappy. Weren't you the one trying to praise it or defend it in a thread a few weeks ago? While the rest of us told you of the glory of OpenOffice.org 3.0?
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Re: Word Psh! WordPerfect!
It is what it is! Perfect for making words!
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Re: Word OpenOffice has more than just word processors.
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Re: Word WORDPERFECT! 
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Re: Word Nobody cares.
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Re: Word I DO!
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Re: Word Apparently so do the niggers....
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Re: Word Lol.
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Re: Word n0th1n wrote: There were many, many word processors before Microsoft Word. And before that there were type writers. And before that there was the printing press. And before(and during) that there were people to write stuff for you as you dictated it.
Everyone knows word is crappy. Weren't you the one trying to praise it or defend it in a thread a few weeks ago? While the rest of us told you of the glory of OpenOffice.org 3.0? Well, I wrote the start of this thread as a joke. And well, I wasnt really defending Word per se. Just Open Office fucking sucks. btw. Word Perfect sucks monkey balls. There's probably a better software package somewhere that's better than these (Word, Open Office, Word Perfect) But I'm too lazy to find it.
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Re: Word Not many people use Star Office because they can have OpenOffice. Star Office is in fact the one OpenOffice is based off of.
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Re: Word I like word 
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