Pffft, as IF he'd go to heaven...
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| Author: | psychokittyboy [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
"RUN CHERUBS, RUN!" |
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| Author: | Dark Jester [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
Pffft, as IF he'd go to heaven...
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| Author: | psychokittyboy [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
 That's what I said, still... "Some argue that he died of a heart attack from disappointment after hearing that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service. " |
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| Author: | Dark Jester [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
I heard he had the heart attack when he found out that NAMBLA was going to kick him out because they couldn't figure out if he was the M or the B, and as such was a pain in the ass to set up appointments for. 
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| Author: | psychokittyboy [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
Still, it's a shame Jackson died before he could finish his book, The Ins And Outs of Child Rearing |
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| Author: | Dark Jester [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
Seriously though, I thought it would be the funniest/coolest thing that ever happened in the history of ever if, at his funeral, his skin melded back to being black.
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| Author: | psychokittyboy [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
roflma |
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| Author: | CarsitoPyg [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
He actually died from food poisoning. He was eating 12 year old nuts. |
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| Author: | psychokittyboy [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
Lime wrote: Dark Jester wrote: Pffft, as IF he'd go to heaven... There are no discrepancies in the christian religion dealing with pedophiles. Maybe rape and homosexuallity, but nothin dealing with pedophiles. ... so the point of commenting was? |
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| Author: | cluelessfurball [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
Jacko liked little boys. |
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| Author: | psychokittyboy [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:07 am ] |
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... No no, fairly sure we all know exactly what pedophiles are. I meant you mentioned rape and homosexuality, both things he partook(lol, massacred that word) in. Thus the statement was valid, and your's really only backed it up. |
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| Author: | 「H A N Z O」 [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT |
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| Author: | yakolets [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:15 am ] |
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RUN CHILDREN! RUN!!!! |
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| Author: | Haz [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
Lime wrote: I assumed there was another jab being made a pedos, as there are always is with people who misunderstand what a pedo is. Pedophilia-a sexual preference for children, boys or girls or both, usually of prepubertal or early pubertal age. That is pedophillia by Medical definition to know whether you are a pedophile or not is whether these criteria fit into you A. Over a period of at least 6 months, recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving sexual activity with a prepubescent child or children (generally age 13 years or younger); B. The person has acted on these sexual urges, or the sexual urges or fantasies cause marked distress or interpersonal difficulty; C. The person is at least age 16 years and at least 5 years older than the child or children in Criterion A. |
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| Author: | Haz [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead? |
WHAT!?!? although I did look for the exact definition everyone knows that pedophile means who has a sexual preference for children |
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